This is not the kind of mattress that you make a bed with. Nor is it the type of monster as seen on cheesy 90's late-night cheapo "Twilight Zone" rip-offs; Conrad seems to recall a man feeding people to a killer settee, for Reasons, until he gets eaten by another woman's killer fridge, for Other Reasons. Degsy would probably be able to look it up in 10 seconds flat; however, I'm not Degsy and I cannot be bothered.
Nothing like this, either. |
How the phrase was coined and "Happy Days" began a long slow decline |
The "Land Mattress" or "Projector, Rocket, 3" ", as it was officially known, was a rocket-launcher used principally by the British Americans in the Second Unpleasantness, as the British weren't all that interested. Art?
Bombing-up the Mattress |
Anyway, the LM had the ability to unload a lot of ordnance on a target in short order. Due to inherent inaccuracy it was an area weapon, rather than being able to engage a specific or point target, and like all such weapons, those in the area it fell upon were generally in a state of despair and turmoil.
Thus |
So you see - a mattress not conducive of a good night's rest.
Right! We've put the motley on a surfboard made of asbestos, now let's see how well it can lava-surf!
Wait - people do this for REAL? |
An Ode To Code -
Codewords, that is, which you ought to know by now are a staple of Conrad's hollow empty lifestyle, by which he seeks to numb the existential angst of being brought into existence. That, and he's good with words. Art?
A 3-letter Codeword. Which is the easy sort. |
E.g. "Grumpy Humpy" |
Mash Yak. Close enough. |
Thus |
Bah!
"The Umbrella Academy"
Rather eerily, the Argyle Public Library is also an important setting in this series, both in the present time and in the devastated wasteland that the future will bring.**
Title just visible above this text |
I believe this is known as a "Fixer-upper" |
However, I confidently predict that Wednesday's Codeword, which I haven't yet tackled, will doubtless include further veiled references to TUA, as that seems to be how the universe rolls.
Finally -
Oooh, oooh, I came across this image whilst trying to track down the killer settee from the Intro. Art?
This is why Coulrophobia.*** |
Sweet dreams!
* And I promise D.A.R.P.A. will get their Telepathy Helmet back. One day.
** Or will it? Your Humble Scribe still doesn't know as I've another episode to watch.
*** A fear of clowns. Which is entirely understandable. As is a fear of dolls.
BOOO! |
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