Which - wash out your dirty minds! - is nothing to do with alien probes, or aliens, or probes. Although - but no, we will get to that in a moment.
First news of the day is that I HAVE FINISHED THE JIGSAW! Thank heavens. Your Humble Scribe has no internal regulator or moderator, so once begun yesterday it was Stop For Nothing; except to dash off a quick blog entry. Art?
Hopefully that will come out. I am writing this at work, you see, where I cannot load up camera photographs. Time will tell.
Anyway, that has nothing to do with today's title. We were talking about my eccentric bearing.
Yes, thank you, Art. |
"Doctor Morbius! You've been breeding miniature human beings here!" |
You'll need plenty of Till here, matey. |
The Krazownik Zjednoczonych Planet C57D |
Here an aside to the aside. Not only did some wonderful human being spend an inordinate amount of time creating blueprints for the C57D, there are altruistic manufacturing companies out there who have model kits of it. Art?
Yup, that's an Id Monster under the hull |
All perfectly normal given the wolfish wonderland that is the landscape of Conrad's brain.
Likke Till!
THE HOGS OF EEEEEVILLL!!
Yes, I know two exclamation marks is going it rather, almost bordering on getting emotional: I wanted to make a point, you see.
My point is that the pig is imbued with Eeeevilll. Positively hotching with it.* In fact it possesses such a dreadful influence that merely looking at one is enough to drive men (and some women) insane, except it has to have been killed, skinned and made into a spherical object. Art?
One of these, actually |
Oinky-poinky.
Run! Hide! Call a butcher!
"Impromptu"
Which is what BOOJUM! usually is, within bounds. Of course, I cannot give away the complicated process by which these lines are made to greet your eyes,** as this would breach that injunction and bring MI5 down on my back again.
Anyway, it means to "create something without extensive rehearsal or practice". I suppose in one sense I've had <thinks> five and a half years of practice at this scrivel -
Where does this word come from? Latin, of course. How could it not? <mutters about zombie dead languages>. From "In Promptu", which means "In readiness".
Steve had a brilliant idea: an impromptu bonfire! (In his neighbour's house)*** |
I only need a few lines to bump my overall total up to over the ton, which is why this last paragraph. Since I'm on the early shift I could finish it off at home, but then I wouldn't get the sheer adrenaline rush of doing over one thousand words in a day.
<is that enough?>
<checks on a sheet of A4 over on Word - and it is, just. Hooray!>
* Wretched South Canadian spell-checker doesn't recognise a sound Scottish verb.
** <He makes it all up - the hideous truth courtesy of Mister Hand>
*** This is very, very naughty and you should not copy Steve.
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