- it will be broken off at the knuckle. What the heck Jane Kaczmarek, don't you idle termagants recognise a pun when you see one? Regardez-vous - |
The board in question |
Here an aside. Work colleague Jason heard of me doing a jigsaw - because I told him, gentle reader, not because it was a hot topic across the office floor - and, he being an immensely practical man, assumed I was creating one by use of a jig saw. Ha! As if - Your Humble Scribe being an immensely unpractical man who can't even slice the bread straight. Perhaps I should have qualified my statements with "Jigsaw Puzzle".
So last night, for the first time in weeks, it was back to Square Bashing -
where the Teuton player (i.e. me) just managed to get an Eingrieff battalion and machine-gun company into the A1 square before the British player (also me) got in there. Bad staff work there, old chap, don't you know?
<brief pause to go brew a cup of chai and brown a slice or two of wholemeal>
<brief pause to go brew a cup of chai and brown a slice or two of wholemeal>
An Expert Reviews ...
This is a Youtube channel which does exactly what it says on the tin: an expert in a particular specialist field reviews films that deal wholly or mostly with said topic - you know, on subject matter like boxing or psychiatry.
Last night the expert came from an aquarium in New York, and she was an expert in The Mighty And Noble SHARK!
One of these two.
There was a brief clip of a "Sharknado", where the sharks seemed to be invading Outer Space, and that was that. She couldn't put up with any of them, in any amount.*
What on Earth? (Or even off it) |
She did like "47 Metres", because this was a thriller where the sharks were an incidental menace, rather than being the villain de jour.
She did NOT like "The Shallows", where a surfer girl is stranded on a rock 200 yards from shore, being endlessly circled by a Great White with a hungry cast to it's face. As She The Expert pointed out, the shark's not psychic and it can't see someone lying flat on a rock above the surface of the water.
INVISIBLE TO SHARKS! |
I Shall Now Beat You With A Staff
STAFFORDSHIRE REGIMENTAL MUSEUM that is. For Lo! are there yet loads of photographs to come? There certainly are, and here's the first one. Art?
At port you can see a whole lot of pig-sticking implements designed and intended to allow your opponent's insides outside. The British sword bayonet comes to about 18' long and you can use it as a small sword.** Centre stage is "The Belgian Rattlesnake" as the Teutons who first encountered it were wont to wail; invented by the South Canadian Mister Lewis, whose own army were not a bit interested. Just barely visible in the upper starboard is a Brodie-pattern helmet, with quite a compelling hole in it; a small entry hole and a much larger exit one, presumably as the bullet was tumbling. One can only hope the wearer survived with nothing more than a headache and a requirement for fresh underwear.
Here you can see a Teuton rifle grenade, which the soldiers of Perfidious Albion hated, at least until they got oodles of their own. And that is the Teuton "Egg Bomb". Your Humble Scribe used to think they were so named because of their shape; in fact it's because of their size, as they are indeed no bigger than an egg. You might as well throw rocks!
Okay, I am off to get a cup of water and to heat up my pitta bread, it being lunchtime. Enough of SRM for today (and I can hear your sigh of relief from here).
Behold The Bog Slogger!
No, this is nothing to do with the Anglo-Saxon vulgarism for a water-closet, or what the indelicate call a "Lavatory". Take a look at this bit of kit - Art?
Quiver in fear! |
Hmmm. Not sure what to say about this. |
Finally -
Because we need only a short article to get up to the ton, allow me to introduce another in our occasional series of weird-looking ships. Art?
Hmmm. |
It is still undeniably odd, though.
* Coward!
** Or the world's most dangerous letter-opener.
*** You were thinking that, right?
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