After all, if you cannot trust a delicious can of Old Speckled Hen, then what is the world coming to?*
One of these. Take your pick.
This will take a bit of explaining, which I will have to do whilst standing up, as the Coincidence Hydra has been at my nethers - AGAIN. Those of you who are regular readers will know that the Universe has a malicious sense of humour, which it delights in exploiting in the case of Conrad, causality and the rules of probability.
The universe, personified |
Right, now that I've squeezed the last morsel of humour out of that idea, let's abruptly change course by 137 degrees and look at Thursday's Codeword in the M.E.N. (which, confusingly, is available from 07:00 ante meridian). Art?
What the actual flip? Go on, admit you've no idea what it is. I do - that's where the "good at these things" comes in. It is the scientific study of fermentation.
Which is used to make beer.
Beer here. |
Oh, didn't I tell you, motley? Those juggling balls - you're doing really well there, by the way - are full of nitroglycerine.
Ooopsie. |
"Thalassa! Thalassa!"
Or, if you know your Greek, "The sea! The sea!" This is the cry that went on from the Persian Expedition as described by Xenophon, when at last the surviving ten thousand Greek mercenaries reached the Black Sea.
You'd better keep that horse under control, matey. |
- which brings me onto my cry this morning, which would have been "Helios! Helios!" if I were Greek, except I'm not, so it came out "The sun! The sun!" because Saturday had been like living at the bottom of a lake. I, too, could have exclaimed yesteryon "Thalassa! Thalassa!" with good reason; parts of this county got a month's worth of rain in one day. Art?
Edna, strolling and sniffing |
A Interesting Question!
That font of all that's fit to be writ, the BBC, poses the query in a leading headline: Can you murder a robot?
Not really, because a robot's not alive, is it? It may mimic a real live entity, yet that's only a pretence, and you can batter it to bits with a large enough hammer.
The real question to be asked, is - Can You Batter A Robot To Bits With A Hammer?
That, it seems, depends on what your robot looks like. Something like this -
"GREETINGS, PUNY HUMANS." |
Meet Hitchbot |
Hitchbot, you see, was deliberately designed to be as non-threatening as possible: small, colourful and made of pool floats. It was left at the roadside and got taken all over South Canada by friendly passers-by for months and months, until - inevitably, given what Hom. Sap. is like - it encountered some dirty curs who ripped it apart. It had a good life while it was around, though.
Expect this question to be asked more often and more loudly by real scientists in the real world, because - Welcome To The Future!
The future is Hmmm. |
"Somewhere Boys"
I wouldn't say that "Nowhere Boys" is my guilty pleasure, since my viewing is entirely conscience-free, and, if it comes to that, I really don't care what you think.**
Anyway, Season One has finished and I don't think I'm giving away too much by revealing that our heroes have made their way back to their own reality. Hooray!
Uncharacteristically static. These lads run around a lot. |
Sounds great!
Okay, time to post this, then grab some scoff and then to venture into the zombie magnet that is Royton!
* NO! Not the 'End Times'.
** I'm horrid like that.
*** Sorry, "Pizza" is not canon.
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