For yes, I am going to be harping on about Staffordshire Regimental Museum again. If you recall, it was a dismal day on Thursday, cold, wet and raining hard, with an unpleasantly sharp wind to boot.
However! First we will concentrate on one of the military vehicles parked outside the museum, a Sinister-era Armoured Personnel Carrier, which, if Art will emerge from his coke-induced stupor -
The MTLB |
Egress and ingress doors. (Please note: padlock has been added by museum staff - the Sinisters didn't actually trap their soldiers inside*) |
Blimey. Conrad stands at 6' 1" and would have extreme difficulty contorting his unwieldy frame into such a confined space. Try to imagine 11 beefy Ruffians, with all their kit, packed into this sardine tin. Or, if you will, 11 Iraquis, out in the noonday sun in a big metal box. B.O. a severe problem one would imagine, as would be water discipline.
Anway, on with the walk. Art?
Art's breakfast. You didn't think I meant something else, did you? |
Serendipitous. Also, wet. |
Art!
Revetted trench replica |
"R.A.P." - "Regimental Aid Post" |
An awkward shot of the R.A.P.'s interior. |
The view across No Man's Land |
Okay, that's enough of my initial encounter with trench. We will come back to this, O by Jove, Michael Gove!
Jupiter. A.k.a. Jove |
Apropos Of Nothing -
You may not know it, but that word "Jovial" does indeed derive from "Jove", and in Holst's "Planets Suite" you get the subtitle "The Bringer of Joy". Not only that, Ken Dodd - Art?
Ken, that is a VERY rude gesture in Turkey. |
Finally -
Sticking to both the martial theme and Jupiter, here is a picture of the destroyer HMS Jupiter -
By Jove indeed |
What ho!
* Probably.
** There is no right answer to this.
*** Wash your dirty minds out! No, this is neither swearing nor rude.
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