- to a Radio 4 broadcast "The Ultimate Trip", about that notable fillum "2001: A Space Odyssey". It's nearly an hour long, so I don't think I'll get to hear the whole thing tonight - it being nearly midnight on Sunday as I type the beginning of tomorrow's blog. And, as you may guess from reading this, I am also typing up tomorrow's BOOJUM! as well.
Multi-tasking, take that! Art?
There you go |
There. A nice short Intro minus any wildly divergent sidetracks onto completely unrelated matters. I shall even present the motley with a plate of hot buttered muffins that contain entirely no poisons.*
100 Tons Of Cyanide Are Not Good For You
Well of course not! Cyanide is bad news for pretty much all living things that want to remain living, although I bet some smart alek biologist reading this will promptly lecture all and sundry on the bacteria that can metabolise it -
Here an aside. Tombstone companies used a cyanide solution, and are thus required by safety standards to also stock an antidote, which they keep refrigerated and renew on a weekly basis. According to one manager, the antidote " - is a waste of time. If you got poisoned by cyanide, you'd be dead before you reached the fridge."
"Here be lied - One done in by cyanide" (And the letterer is in the next plot) |
Enter the Baia Mare tailings dam collapse of 2000, described as the worst ecological disaster to hit Europe since Chernobyl. 100,000 tons of cyanide-infused liquid waste were released, killing everything the Somes and Tisza rivers, before hitting the Danube.
Don't drink that water! |
So, the next time you put on your gold bracelet, THINK OF THE FISH!
Wow, that was grim. I think we need to rebound with more light and frothy matters, such as THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD DESI - ah - perhaps not, perhaps not. Aha! I know - Film Reviews; the topic that makes Hollywood cringe in fear. Let the roasting begin!
BOOJUM! Reviews Films
In our own idiosyncratic style. If you want a proper, balanced, objective review from someone who's actually seen any of these films, go look up Mark Kermode, because we make it up as we go along. Next!
"The Predator": Let me guess - it predates? Rather an abstract concept for a film, I would have thought. Very Alain Robbe Grillet. A film about our far distant ancestors, who pre-date us by many thousands of years, and possibly a musing upon whether we today are any happier than they were, all those millenia ago.**
This, for example, pre-dates Jenga |
Or this. Which is quite dull, frankly |
Nor does the bad guy seem very - how can I put it? "Venomous". As in toxic or poisonous, as if he'd spent a week steeping in a toxic tailings pond. No, he seems principally to have a gobful of very long sharp teeth, which also makes one wonder how often he bites off his own tongue.
Now, that's venomous. |
What's that? Okay, okay, it may not be happy lambs gambolling in the meadows, or cuddly puppies
And now - lunch.
* This time.
** Well, of course we are! I mean - flushing toilets and central heating. Though we do have to put up with Russell Brand and Alan Carr. Hmmm. Maybe it's more finely balanced than I thought.
*** "A fear of timepieces" - I made this up all by myself. Clever, eh?
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