It houses the disgusting Blarney Stone, which countless tens of thousands of tourists have slobbered over for decades; go right ahead and kiss it if you want (after ensuring your inocculations are up to date), your humble scribe will be outside in the far more interesting Garden of Death. Sorry, allow me - GARDEN OF DEATH!!
A Stone that Blarneys |
"Do not taste, smell or eat any plant!" (Captain Scarlet excepted) |
Deadly Nightshade (There is a clue in the name) |
Apparently the humble herb Rue is also quite deadly if ingested, even causing death by liver failure, as well as causing the skin to blister in sunlight if applied topically as a balm. Hint: Do Not Use As Balm. Well now! I knew it was good when used as a cat repellent.
Repellent cat. Close enough. |
What's THIS? Conrad Is <gasp!> Exercising?
Only kind of. More accurately, Conrad is now able to fully quantify his walking activities during the day. You know; going into the kitchen for another cup of tea, going into the kitchen for lunch, going into the kitchen for more tea, strolling into Royton, going to the bathroom (all that tea) and so on.
Thanks to this little bit of kit. Art?
No! Not the greying yet manly wrist - the wristband |
A dashboard example. (NOT mine!) |
You may not be aware, but the Lowland regiments of Perfidious Albion's armed forces used to wear, not the kilt, but trews: "Trubhas" in Gaelic. These actually had a longer history and tradition than did the kilt. Here is an example of officers in the Highland Light Infantry, circa 1932. Art?
Aces of plaid! |
Further To Nothing So Far -
I note that E.E. Smith, Science graduate and Master of doughnut and pastry mixtures**, puts forward a reasonable thesis that the humble axe would become a weapon of choice when Lensmen and other members of the Galactic patrol get to skirmishing with the bad guys. Art?
There you go |
A picaroon. (Ouch!) |
Whatever Happened To Seth?
You know who I mean: Seth Green. Musician and werewolf on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"; I suppose his condition means he gets a bye when it comes to killing off the supernatural critters that infest Whereverville.^ He was in "Austin Powers", too. You don't see him in front of the camera nowadays, do you?
A rather roguish Seth. Werewolf genes coming out? |
Don't you just love a happy ending? Make sure to keep clear at the full moon, though.
See? Told you. Brendan and his poor personal hygiene. |
Finally -
This will make sense once you've read the introduction on Facebook (we hope). Consider those small metal nails used for light domestic work, especially the variety that comes in midnight black. Art?
Note the sharp edges, the sheer unyielding metal-ness of them, and how they will blend in if dropped on a dark or mottled surface; all the better for you to walk on them in your BARE FEET!!
Which idiot decided this was a winning design? Which! I think we should be told.
* Also on display at Blarney. Just so you know.
** Is that sufficiently "Doc" for you, Mister Smith?
*** Or not, if you're a great big wimple (which is like a wimp, except even softer)
^ A tacit admission that I can't remember the town's name. Nor do I care.
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