"Here" being the Allotment of Eden a.k.a. the UK, that most blessed of all lands, with it's own encyclopedia of slang, quite beside what Conrad has invented over the years: "Naff" means "Not very good" or "Rather rubbish really". The Trabant? Naff. The Su 76? Naff. The Covenanter? Very Naff indeed.
So! We shall call a moratorium of sorts on rubbish sci-fi alien invaders. There are enough around from the Cinematic Age of Cheese (or The Fifties, if we're being formal), after all. Let me summon up some images in the Menta-tron <waves to Art> -
"INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN"! IT'S A GAS! (Being greeted by some sort of dance?) |
"INVASION OF THE SENTIENT BROCCOLI"! |
Wow. Imagine one of them getting a migraine ... |
Since before there were cars, even |
Conrad Looks At Books
Those of you who keep up with BOOJUM! will be aware that your humble scribe is forever purchasing military history books, and sticking them in huge orderless heaps after reading them. Or, arranging them in a bookcase in no particular order.
This has been bothering me of late. How can I lay my hands on a particular volume when needed? I can't. So, I have decided to bite the bullet and re-arrange this - Art?
We'll see how it goes.
COW Gum
Just to continue with a theme, yesterday we had the Coventry Ordnance Works 37 mm cannon, a.k.a. the COW gun, which - inevitably - caused Conrad's brow to furrow as he bethought himself.
"That reminds me of - isn't there an adhesive product called -"
- and lo! there was |
So now we all know.
The World Record Of DEADLY DEATH!I just so happened to notice on Youtube that there was an entry for "The Deadliest World Record", and, being both nosy and macabre, I had to take a look. This subject, it transpires, is the World Water Speed Record, which has regularly killed people attempting to beat it. They list half-a-dozen victims, before and after it was finally claimed by an Australian in 1978. Art?
Shortly before coming apart in 1989 |
Mind You -
If not being impacted at getting on for the speed of sound or from a height of several hundred feet, water can be a rather forgiving medium. Still, if a person is determined to garner a Darwin Award, why not ignore a short fall into water for a long drop off the Eiffel Tower onto solid ground?
Enter Franz Reichelt, who had invented his very own 'parachute-suit'. Art?
Before |
It did not end well.
Well, that's all a bit grim. Let us celebrate with more cheerful fare. Such as - hmmm, let me think a minute -
- I know, a lovely flower! Art?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it seems |
* The good Lord aloft only knows what the scriptwriters were drinking, smoking or snorting when they came up with this.
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