- may skip ahead. Way ahead. 2018 ought to be safe enough. Conrad, you see, has been watching a minor film of no special significance entitled "The Sum Of All Fears", which has the redeeming merit of a great big nuclear explosion, and the negative factor of plot holes big enough to drive a coach and horses through. Hard to believe that it's 15 years old. Art?
Not what I intended, but never mind |
Pausing only to acknowledge that Mark Kermode is indeed a film critic of the first water, and a fan of The Comsat Angels to boot, I shall continue. Is that alright? Thank you so much*!
Since TSOAF is 15 years old, I'm not going to warn you about spoilers, so there.
First goof up is the Israeli A4 Skyhawk jet armed with a nuclear weapon, shown flying nap-of-the-earth. If you fly this way you can sneak up on your opponent, and you will also destroy yourself when you drop your bucket of instant sunshine at 50 feet.
The A4, a.k.a. "Heinemann's Hot Rod" |
A T12 |
I told you, a T12. |
The cunning neo-nazi plan involves hiding the bomb's core in a cigarette-vending machine which is placed in a South Canadian football stadium.
No!
Cigarettes. Bad for you. |
Er - I would like to point out to MI5, Spectrum, UNIT and the CIA that this is all strictly hypothetical in nature, because I really don't want another trip to Cloudbase for "a little chat" with Colonel White.
What else? O yes. One of the conspirators is a Ruffian commander in their air force, and orders an air strike on a South Canadian aircraft carrier, just to egg the pudding you understand. No, he doesn't bother with written instructions or flight plans or authorisation or anything else except his hearsay; Conrad feels that Ruffian protocols for going to war are a little more stringent than "Hey! Let's blow shizzle up!"
Tu22 bomber. Voice-activated! |
I could go on, and probably will, but I need to wedge a little variety into this polemic, so let us now consider - the Differential Analyser!
The Differential Analyser
As the name implies, this device analyses differentials. That's a rather tautological definition, so - it's a mechanical analogue computer. These date back to 1912, when they were used for - apologies for matters martial again - calculations in naval gunnery. Art?
A 1935-flavour computer |
Finally -
It is rare indeed for Conrad to post a picture of the books he has laid his talons on and not have at least one of them be on the subject of matters martial. Witness, then, the wonder of such an event? Art?
I have a feeling that I've read "Panic" before but don't remember anything about it, which is the same as having not read it at all. Panic. Hmmm. It seems this is where we came in ..
* This is irony, in case you were unsure.
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