- about Differential Analysers, having touched briefly on this subject a while ago, and having had my curiosity re-piqued as of earlier this week, whilst reading about wartime research in the Allotment during the Second Unpleasantness. Then, of course, I had to get clever and bring in both i) the slide rule and ii) Amadeo Avogadro, by way of an eye-catching title. So we start with a tangent, which is pretty much business as usual round here.
First of all, the slide rule. Wiki (hail to the fount of all knowledge!) describes this as a "mechanical analog computer" which is a posh way of calling it a ruler with pretensions. Art?
See? A ruler. With pretensions. |
Here an aside. Conrad is probably of the last generation to use these devices, as the cheap electronic calculator came in and killed them stone dead. After 400 years, too.
Then there was Ol' Avvie. An Italian scientist who came up with Avogadro's constant, which is something frightfully clever about how many atoms there are on the head of a pin. Interesting chap who originally graduated in ecclesiastical law before moving on to chemistry. He was around between 1776 and 1856 so he must have used a slide rule. Art?
Avvie |
- but first I have to trot out a few clerihews.
British Scientists
Nothing at all perfidious about this lot, who are all shining pillars of wonderfulness. Mostly; I think Sir Isaac had a baffling interest in either thaumaturgy or alchemy**. So! Let the themed traducing begin!
Sir Isaac Newton
Slept on a futon.
He really needed a comfy bed,
After that apple fell on his head.
Sir Isaac, rocking the Brian May look |
Sir Bernard Lovell
Ate food with a shovel.
The man had no table manners -
He cut his bread with a pair of spanners!
I doubt this is true. Although - if he was as absent-minded and forgetful as some scientists are in real life, he might well have tried to eat soup with a hand trowel, or put E45 on his sandwich in lieu of salad cream***. Art?
Ol' Bernie and his microscope |
Henry Tizard
Had a pet lizard
He taught it to drive his car,
Which helped him to invent radar
In case you are unfamiliar, Ol' Hen was a big cheese in the Allotment's wartime scientific establishment, and did indeed help to invent radar.
Tizzie |
John Logie Baird
Was taste-impaired.
You could cook him a Cordon Bleu meal;
It wouldn't help his taste buds feel.
Not sure about this one. He was Scottish, and - well, stovies? Tatties and neeps? Black bun? Oatmeal rounds?
DANGER!! YELLOW FOOD!! |
An Artisinal Lot
Today we ventured to Blackpool, where the sultry sullen thunderheads that loomed loweringly over Gomorrah-on-the-Irwell were scattered by gentle zephyrs from the sea - can you tell I'm trying to pad this one out a bit?
Enter Highfield Road in Stag-Party-on-Sea, where there were many charity shops to keep Wonder Wifey busy and where your humble scribe also procured a few of William Caxton's best^.
Also this shop. Art?
Where Tizard got his lizard? |
Nor was that all. They had a "Spinal and Sports Injury" treatment shopfront, and another one for "Just Guitars" -
No drums. Just guitars |
Plus an Italian Barber's, but that's a bit dull.
Oh no! No room left for differential analysers! Maybe tomorrow.
* This is a lie.
** One begets the other.
*** If this starts a fad, I want royalties.
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