This one being the title from Monday, if you can cast your addled minds back that far. In this case, the "Well" refers to a long list those scamps over at the Facebook page for The Flop House came up with, of television series 'Well Worth Checking Out'. At least in their opinion - mine may differ as your humble scribe is notoriously difficult to please - "Does it have zombies? Tanks? Atom bombs? Oodles of dangerous chemicals?" being my first four default questions about a film. Art?
As Conrad is both pedantic and pettifogging, I have written out the whole lot and am going through it item by item, so see if anything here satisfies my criteria. I'll let you know*.
"Doctor Who - Empress Of Mars"
I don't think anything I post here will be a spoiler, will it? It is four days gone by, now, and it really behooves you to keep up with this dramamentary series' reconstructions.
So! This one (recreated by Mark Gatiss) was set on Mars in the year 1881, when the British Empire - excuse me, THE MIGHTY BRITISH EMPIRE - is set on grubbing about beneath the surface for precious gems. And staking a claim before the Ruffians or South Canadians get men there. Art?
This has a good pay-off |
Ground-breaking British technology! |
The Empress, and her teeth. Don't mention alligators ... |
"Space 1889"
- these being they. Let us prove that Conrad is not raving. Art?
Space 1889 aerial dreadnoughts |
Utter nonsense, of course! |
Quite a market for them |
The Consequence Of Watching Television
Conrad normally mutes adverts when watching 'NCIS' or 'Police Interceptors' (my guilty pleasures!) because people passing outside get worried when they see a middle-aged man yelling abuse at the screen.
"So, old and frenetic one, what ignited your Frothing Nitric Ire this time?" I hear you query.
Leaving aside the hint that my rage occurs too frequently, I shall explicate - this is about our callow youth being encouraged to commit heinous crimes against art! Art?
Before |
After |
Another Consequence Of Watching Television
Conrad didn't move quickly enough to mute the sound whilst some trailers for television programmes jumped onto screen. They were for action programmes, which makes a pleasant change from the commercial variety on CBS Action, which focus on the Doddering Old Fart demographic - how to sell your soul to Satan for a mountain of cheese, that sort of thing.
"His name is The Stuff Of Legends", pronounced the voice-over chap, going for deep with gravitas but coming off as having incipient laryngitis.
We then see the actor Chuck Norris - not a chap to be taken at all lightly, ever - punching, shooting and kicking people. Art?
The bad guys are about to have a bad day |
Just a thought.
Finally -
Because it'll all make sense when this gets put up on Facebook -
* "Lady Dynamite" sounds promising!
** Amongst some others. Second-rate gimcrack wannabes like France and Germany.
*** That's a no-no right there.
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