We shall in fact be focussing on quite the opposite of "Tranquility", yet I didn't want to bring people down on this, the most sugar-coated warm fuzzy-feelinged day of the year. Christmas Day, for those of you isolated in a sensory deprivation environment.
Besides, the "Sea of Tranquility" reference does allow your humble scribe to wedge in an astronomy reference, as per the default blog description that crops up on Facebook.
"Mare Tranquilitatis" is the Latin name for TSOT, which serves to separate the literate from the Latinate, and at this point I'm going to request back-up from Art -
Mare Mare quite contrary ... |
A trudge on the Tranqilitatis |
Typically this Intro has nothing to do with what follows, so I hope it set the scene nicely. Let the brouhaha begin!
Sea Fury
I quite like bashing you, the reader, over the head with how thoroughly British I am, and how thoroughly
Hence we move to the Sea Fury, which was a propeller combat aircraft of the Royal Navy post-Second Unpleasantness, one of the fastest propeller aircraft ever, and a redoubtable piece of flying firepower. Art?
Flying Fury |
It also has a very rare distinction, in that on 8th August 1952 an RAF pilot flying a Sea Fury shot down a Chinese MIG-15 jet, one of the vanishingly rare times this has happened. This didn't happen out of mere spite, gentle reader, it was during the Korean Business.
"So - we now know more about British fighter aircraft than we did before," I hear you cavil. "Where is this leading?"
I'm so glad you asked!
This whole post is based on the fact that I happened to pick up a bottle of beer whilst doing the weekly shop. Art?
Less deadly, better tasting |
Next!
Denied!
Yesterday Conrad was whizzing around Royton and Ur-on-the-Irwell**, not as part of his busy social whirl, rather as chauffeur for Darling Daughter and Best Friend Erin. En route I dived into the Co-Op, had a quick scan of what was going cheap and hastened to the checkouts to pay and be away.
"Sorry, I can't sell you this," advised the polite and apologetic person on the till.
Conrad looks startled. Surely you don't need a licence to purchase a Peppered Steak Slice?
The offending article |
"I don't care! I have an indestructible stomach!" I loudly and proudly proclaimed. The Customer Service Assistant (for such is their full title) wasn't budging.
"Sorry, sir, but the Co-Op doesn't want you to die," he concluded. "And you probably don't want to, either."
Well, no, but see my statement of fact above.
Part of the Haul
I'm not sorry about this, you're just going to have to put up with my gloasting about What I Got For Christmas. That's all there is to it.
Okay, you may not, if you are new round here, be aware that one of the constant's in Conrad's life in the office is a breakfast of stale bread dipped in a drink of hot Marmite. As I always say, the breakfast of champions.
So, today I was delighted to receive a new lunchbox. Art?
Voila |
Voila aussi |
What really took the biscuit, however, is this:
NO! Art, you semi-sentient sack of slime - |
<A Tazer crackles into action repeatedly>
"Sorry the bread's not really stale," apologised young Sal.
"Don't worry it will be by Wednesday!" enthused your humble scribe.
* Effetely drinking our tea with a cocked finger, no less.
** Manchester
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