Or zombies. I can give you a picture of the Trifid Nebula, however, thus satisfying that wretched Facebook default description that inevitably includes "astronomy".
There you go, Facebook |
Trilobite Trilobite, burning in the forests of the night - no, hang on - |
I have seen a critic describe Mervyn Peake's "Gormenghast" novels as "a rich wine of fantasy", whereas this blog is more like a glass of flat lager shandy that someone put a cigarette out in. With a dead fly at the bottom.
That mention of zombies in the very first sentence ought to torpedo any ideas that BOOJUM! exists to laud Conrad's IQ to the heavens, as would his mention of enjoying cheesy old black and white Fifties sci-fi films. That said, I do value the grey cells and what they get up to - Art?
Proof of clevah |
I'm sure there's a Woody Allen joke in there, if you look hard enough.
Anyway, that's how it is. If you don't like it, remember my starship invasion force will be here by 2147 and your ancestors only chance of survival is claiming that Great-great-grandaddy was a big fan of BOOJUM!
You have been appropriately cautioned.
"Curmudgeon"
One consequence of having a mind that never stops working, even when asleep*, is a curiosity about things that crop up in day-to-day life. Elsewhere this is often taken to be "Observational comedy" but here it usually comes under the heading "Malleting First Bus and Why They Cannot Tick All Three Boxes", with exceptions.
Hence the title. Beth asked me on Friday if I was going to the office party - I did a double take because the girl looked strikingly attractive after getting ready** - and my response was "No, because I'm a horrid old curmudgeon".
Curmudgeon in Full Grump |
Ergotism
NO! Nothing to do with having an overdeveloped sense of self-worth. You should read slowly and carefully, the way you chew your food, not bolt it like a hungry dog. Yes, Edna, I'm looking at you!
"Ergotism" is a condition of being poisoned by Ergot, a fungus that grows on certain cereal crops. It was quite common in the Middle Ages and is another reason, apart from flushing toilets, that we should be grateful for living in the best of times.
Caution! That black blob will fire you up! |
I mentioned LSD in an earlier post, and one of the constituents of the drug is ergot, the substance that causes the above.
Food for thought***!
Colour Conrad Confused
If you were told that a mountain range existed, and they were called "The Mountains of the Moon" then naturally you'd expect to see them as a backdrop in the documentary "2001: A Space Odyssey", wouldn't you?
Well, apparently not. Cue the Rwenzori Mountains, a.k.a. The Mountains of the Moon. Art?
I feel cheated somehow |
Evidence |
Finally
I may be an old curmudgeon but some people like me. Either they have an excess of sympathy or I have hidden depths. What do you say, Anna?
There you go, that's good enough for me <leaps into air, clicks heels together, falls heavily and sprains ankle>
* It's a curse, I tell you, a curse.
** She's normally only attractive. I shall stop now before getting into trouble.
*** Do you see what I did there? That's raw intellect at work, mate!
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