- in a disgruntled voice, I don't suppose that will resonate with the youth of today. Their parents, perhaps, yet not the audience demographic of those aged 18 - 24 that all the advertising companies aim for.
If you are wondering, it's a line from one of the biggest hits in the British singles charts ever, both in terms of sales, critical assessment and cultural impact: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Conrad is not over fond of them, although props to guitar player Brian May for being an Astrophysics graduate, yet even he likes this song. Art?
There you go |
"Send the bolts of lightning,
Very very frightning"
As indeed they are.
Now, having established that, let us, with typical BOOJUM! aplomb, leap immediately to a completely different subject*: Strategic Bomber Interception.
English Electric
No, this is not someone who supplies what are rather horridly called "Utilities" in the modern world. Rather - am I impressing you with my sheer Britishness again? - they were an aerospace firm who built the English Electric Lightning. As a company they were later subsumed into British Aerospace but they did have their own corporate identity before that.
"I'm confused," I hear you complain. "From rock bands to jet aircraft."
Okay, I admit the link is a bit thin, but allow me to add a few layers of adhesive anecdote.
The design spec for the Lightning was that it needed to intercept manned Sinister bombers armed with nuclear weapons before they got to unload their payload on the Pond Of Eden*.
Hang on, allow Art to illuminate us.
Lightning ready to strike. Do you see - O you do. |
The idea was that radar would pick up Sinister bombers headed for Hampton Dibney, the SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE alarm would go out and a couple of Quick Reaction Alert Lightnings would come rocking out of the hangar, bang off the runway into the wild blue way-out-yonder and either gently turn our frengers aside, or - if things had gone hot - blow them out of the sky.
Two chums of the airways |
After flying along at low level, the Lightning suddenly sat on it's tail and BANG went rocketing skywards to be lost to view within seconds. This is mightily impressive to someone proceeding along under pedal power at about 10 mph.
Taking The Biscuit
Since Darling Daughter is a grown adult with her own life, accommodation and relationships, Conrad does not see her too often, so he makes the most of when he does, especially if she comes bearing gifts. In this case, as she is working gainfully - other idle students reading this take note of her sheer conscientious diligence*** - at Millie's Cookies in the Arndale Centre. I'm not sure if "Millie's" is apostrophised or not, so I took the liberty.
Anyway, here is the gift she most welcomely brought home:
Whistling non-pervy snowman |
Finally
I always like to finish with a cuddly animal, although my Inner Evil sometimes comes to the fore and you get a decaying vampire bunny or my parents instead (the rabid weasels, do keep up!). Today, however, I have made an effort and we have - Edna! Art?
Chewing the textile, not the fat |
Which is where we came in.
* This is how we do things here. Get used or get out!
** Pond as it is very wet today.
*** Going for the British vocabulary here. Can you tell?
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