Only generations of those raised on a diet of 'Bleep And Booster' and "sticky-backed plastic" will know what on earth your humble scribe is rabbiting on about now.
A touching example of alien-human friendship |
One of these is surely called Peter? |
Evidence I am not raving. Much. |
I am now typing this early next morning, having got up specially early to tap away on the keyboard, so
- here's one I prepared earlier -
The Hideous Coincidence Hydra
If you are new here, as so many are, then you may not be aware of the positive menagerie of animal life associated with BOOJUM! There is Clarissa the Cannibal Combat Chicken, the frightening offspring of science, nature and MacDonalds; if you see her coming, RUN!
Watch out, puny humans! |
Cute - but deadly. |
"Oooh! What's that!" I hear you call. "Tell us, Conrad, please do!"
This is an unlovely beast that insists on fastening it's metaphorical teeth firmly in your humble scribe's behind on a regular basis, as it did last night at Pub Quiz.
You may recall that I'd mentioned a couple of very old Gerry Anderson television programmes, "Four Feather Falls" and "Torchy The Battery Boy" in last night's blog. Believe me, these are not subjects that come up in conversation.
" rhubarb rhubarb FOUR FEATHER FALLS -" said the chap at the next table, causing your humble scribe to jerk awake and look at him in utter astonishment.
Wow, those teeth are sharp -
"Ask A Korean"
Your modest artisan comes across odd sites now and then as he trawls the internet for research and funny pictures not in copyright. Thus I was trying to find pictures of Koreans rioting - you know, as they might do in North Korea when the BBC World Service starts broadcasting "The Archers" at them - and I came across Ask A Korean's blog.
Korean tank |
http://askakorean.blogspot.co.uk/
He doesn't compose with the appalling regularity of us here, but then again his stuff is a lot more serious. Not po-faced, though.
What I liked about his blog is how he puts across his terms of operation. "Arbitrary and capricious" or in other words "As, what and when I feel like it", which is pretty much how we operate here. Hail fellow author! He also maintains a policy of anonymity, as do I, except for the "Conrad" bit.
A Korean bank |
Well, there we are, nearly at count and only a few pictures to load. Forward planning, eh?
* BOOJUM! You know, what you're reading RIGHT NOW.
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