NO, Anna, NO!
Sharks are thoroughly Bad. They are merely a mobile appetite with teeth attached. It's debatable as to whether or not they make good pets as they require a considerable body of salt water to swim around in. Shall we give them the benefit of the doubt? Okay, just don't go petting any. Although you could still access BOOJUM! with only one hand.
Moving swiftly and unpredictably onwards, as is our wont, let us refer back to "Thunderball" as this is a film with LOTS of sharks present, each of which possesses an awe-inspiring array of dental hardware.
Foolish humans! |
Sean and shark |
Except - you may have guessed how this is going - except that Ken Adam, the designer, didn't have enough plexiglass to complete the whole enclose, leaving a gap. The shark went unerringly for the gap and sailed through it, coming into very close proximity to Sean. That look of horror on his face? Not acting.
Sean and shark. Close friends |
From "Bombed" To Bond in 007 Seconds
Yes indeed. The peace and tranquility of my lunchtime was
Tonight's dinner. No! No, sorry, I mean these helped transmit the Bubonic Plague. |
Conrad, ever ready with a witty quip if only people would realise that's what they are, came back with a remark about "Bond". James Bond, not Brooke Bond the tea.
Here an aside. There was always a lot of product placement in the Bond films. I wonder, did Brooke Bond ever try that? Then James could drink splendidly British tea, learn to love it and we'd have a Bond-Bond Bond.
Proof I speak the truth. |
What will really cheer him is that I said I'd write about him in the blog, but perhaps I should have warned him about the mollusc comparison. What do we think?
Okay, I think I dodged the bullet on that one!
I Say, What?
Conrad not entirely sure why he took this screenshot, since he is a massive coward when the subject of spiders comes up. If you wish to amuse yourself at the sight of a gentleman of advanced years squealing like a terrorised schoolgirl, simply drop a spider on him. Any size will do. Be warned, anything as big as the below might have you up on charges of manslaughter.
Nope. Ain't going to enlarge it. |
You know that terrifying documentary from John Carpenter? Obviously none of the survivors who got away were infected, because here we are thirty years later and Hom. Sap. is doing fine. A couple of film critics have a theory about this ...
Cinephiles of the highest order |
Molotov cocktail = "Home-made napalm" |
"Hmmm, aftertaste of peach and clover" |
Finally
You know I like weasels, well say hello to the Weasel Shark:
"Squeak squeak!" |
* Yes I KNOW they're not fishes, I'm going for alliteration here.
** Opening weekend total take = £87.82
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