When I typed out "Scramble" with an exclamation mark and in upper case, I did worry that you might think this particular post concerned how to cook eggs.
No. Not at all.
Art, you coal-eating pillock! |
Right. Back on track. As you may be aware by now, Conrad is British, as British as they come, or at least he can pretend to be. Probably in no other country across the globe does the word "Scramble" evoke a sensation of chills running up and down the spine as much as here in Britain, which is historical in nature. We had this little event called the "Battle of Britain", you see, which was waged in the skies o'er the Allotment of Eden, and the warning for pilots to race for their cockpits was "Scramble".
No, they're not big bum-bags, they're parachutes |
Surprise surprise, the term is still around today. Allow Conrad to impress and alarm you in equal amounts.
A suspicious track is spotted and an Air Traffic Controller decides to give someone the fright of their life.
"Scramble, scramble, scramble" |
Cue the stalwarts of the RAF running for their aircraft accompanied by a flight mechanic. Colour scheme help: pilot in green, mechanic in blue.
Not mucking about |
WRONK WRONK WRONK (Siren sound effect |
Beautiful, sleek and deadly |
"Hi!" |
"And would you?" asked the interviewer. The pilot, being an educated chap, responds with a variety of management-speak but his intent is clear: yes he jolly well would.
So, if you happen to be in an airliner and suddenly see a fighter jet fifty yards off each wing, wearing an RAF roundel, do please let the stewardess know.
Thank you for listening!
My Goals Are Still Rolls
As you may be aware, Conrad is a ravening glutton whose idea of fine dining is eating remaindered food rejected by vultures. He loves a food bargain, which is why he bought an 18 pack of buns going cheap. He then came up with a pun about this being a Bun Bounty or "Bunty", which is pretty clever for round here. Art?
Art = |
Excuse me a moment, I need to open a window - burnt human hair smells so horrid, don't you find? Anyway, I am attempting to eat my way through all 18 rolls before they go stale or mouldy.
Evidence |
Yes, yes, I know this is all fearfully parochial, yet you really need to get a rounded picture of your humble scribe to appreciate where he's coming from.
Z Nation
I think this has rather hit it's stride. The earlier episodes had too much filler and not enough <thinks> gorilla? Polyfilla? Sarsparilla? Good stuff, anyway. Overmuch padding. As ever, it doesn't take itself too seriously and maintains a mocking sense of humour. Poor old 10K is having a rough time of it, though. If it gets renewed for a fourth season his agent had better have a word with the scriptwriters or we might not see him again.
Plot-wise we now have four narrative strands - Murphytown, run by Murphy (the clue is in the title); Citizen Zed, who now has human company; the ever-foxy Sergeant Warren and escorts; and Addy and Doc, off hunting Lucy.
Citizen Zed** |
* Or it might just be me.
** Conrad refuses to use the South Canadian pronunciation. REFUSES!
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