- as he added a packet of crisps to his salad lunch. Yes, he likes his crisps, Stephen does, and he'd got 5 free packets handed out in the atrium at lunchtime today, so he was a happy little bunny.
Readers, I am ashamed to say that I lied. I banged on about First Bus, and then hypergolic fuels, yet these were only cover stories, mere decoys from the real thing which has been absent a while but still remains TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Yes I say, Theresa May. Well, she may but I AM. I know what you're thinking:
"But Conrad! There's only one of you - if Pinky and the Brain couldn't manage it, as a twosome, how can you? Undoubtedly talented as you are."
Flatterers. Well, for one thing, Pinky and the Brain are NOT REAL. They are MADE UP. FICTIONAL. I realise this may destroy your childhood illusions, like pretending that the real world is not terrifying because "Doctor Who" isn't real, but the truth can hurt.
No! NO! Fictional, I tell you, fictional! |
Of course, as readers of the blog, you'd all be spared being turned into spare parts for the organ banks, or being mindlessly obedient slave minions.
Once I was World Dictator, I'd need an appropriately menacing and brooding mode of transport. Art?
Roped-off because touch it - and DIE! Also available to carpool. |
"Phew!" |
Get used to seeing a LOT of this |
"Terrifying" being an elastic term |
"Forbidden Planet! As You've Never Seen It
I think this will become an essential part of the school curriculum when I've taken over, so that the young and impressionable will know quality when they see it. I shall have it on a double-bill with "Suicide Squad" so they can experience excrement, too, just to balance things out.
This scene never happens <sad face> |
Forbidden plant. Close enough |
Ah, TANKS!
We've not had any for a while, have we? So, surprise surprise, feast your eyes:
Vroom, BANG, squeak, rattle - the whole tankish experience for you |
Colour me surprised. I would have expected either the aged Mother (100 years old) or - Art?
A Mother indeed. |
Not to be taken lightly |
It improved.
In Tunisia it surprised and depressed the bally Hun in equal amounts by it's ability to climb hills, hinting it had Chamoix in it's genes quite as much as hills, churchy or otherwise.
In Europe it formed the hull and chassis for numerous specialised vehicles such as the Ark, the Bobbin, the AVRE and one of the most frightening weapons ever built, the Crocodile.
I believe it was the last MBT that the Irish Army used, lasting on until the mid-Sixties.
A Bobbin laying canvas sheeting over soft sand |
* Utter lies <truth courtesy of Mister Hand>
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