For tonight we travel in both time and space, courtesy of your humble scribe, who will - what's that? No! Not the TARDIS, Conrad. Me. I shall - oh let's just get on with it, eh?
Conrad's posting schedule last Saturday was a little discombobulated, as he had been invited to go on Pete's stag do, which involved meeting in Manchester at 17:00, thus allowing only one post that day.
Needless to say, your humble scribe does not often get invited to go out on social events, and I suspect Pete was a bit desperate in resorting to me. Be that as it may, I went, and hopefully our madcap adventures will divert you for a moment or two*.
First problem was locating the meeting venue - "Red's True Barbecue", which was not where I fondly imagined it to be.
The corner of Whitworth Street and Princess Parkway |
A grim vista |
Pete and party turned up mere minutes later, and then our second hurdle of the evening transpired. Pete had not been able to book a table in advance, so we'd agreed to turn up early and hopefully not have to wait more than, ooh, thirty minutes for a table.
"It might take two or three hours," mournfully informed our blond waitress.
Damnit! Conrad had left that money-off voucher for Burgerking at home -
We consolidated in back, drowning our sorrows with alcohol. I met the rest of our party - Russell (Pete's partner-in-crime from work), Mick, John, Simon, Robbo and Craig.
Pete, Simon (his elder brother), Robbo and Craig (You are lucky to get this shot, as Pete detests having his photo taken) |
No shots of Russell as you've probably already seen him, and Mick and John vanished after the meal.
Speaking of which -
"I can fit you in at two tables of four," informed our waitress five minutes after we began darkly considering where to eat. We would have fallen upon her and praised her and her ancestors to the heavens were there not such things as sexual harrassment suits.
Craig, Simon, Robbo and I were at one table and we all agreed to share a couple of "Feasts" which were £19 and £35 respectively. You got plenty of bang for your buck.
Before! |
Very much After! |
- WHAT £130! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?
The waiter gently pointed out, with a menu, that the "Bucket of Bones" had a minimum order of four persons and cost £19 EACH.
Oh what the heck, it's only money. We paid up, and left. Although not before Conrad, because the balance of his mind was disturbed, tipped our waitress £5 for hustling the tables for us.
Next: Belle Vue Stadium
Where they race greyhounds. That's where "A Beautiful View" comes from. What, did you think it referred to us or a wet Manchester city centre? Art?
I would take to task whoever came up with the name for this racetrack, as the view from the terraces could scarcely be called beautiful. Art?
Perhaps better in sunlight? |
The format was that a race was run every twenty minutes or so, before which we the punters could place a bet. Lest you confuse greyhound racing with Ascot or Epsom, the minimum bet placed at Belle Vue is £2. The dogs then raced madly round the track -
Atmospheric shot of muddy track in the rain |
I realise this concept of "racing" and "win" may not go down well in these PC times, so let me distract you with a trackside shot of an artificial hurdle -
Slightly obscured by fencing |
Note runner number 2! |
And it won.
Yes! £7.50 return on a £2 "stake" - stop me if I get too technical. Not only that, I was the only one who won all night.
We then got a taxi back into
Now you know. Chin chin!
Ooops. Have to add another 8 words at least to boost this to 1,000 words.
There! Done.
* No complaints if they don't. This is all free.
** "Completely lost" - translation courtesy Mister Hand.
*** Like a huge restaurant bill! - added Mister Hand
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