I intend to make Cucumber Relish tonight, which might alleviate the allegations that my salted, diced cucumber is "stinking up the fridge", because as you well know, cucumber has no smell.
Now that we've determined the lack of smell associated with cucumbers, let us proceed in a calm yet determined manner to lay down tonight's BOOJUM!
Gotham!
I refer, of course, to this meaty metaphor:
NO! Get it right - |
Hammy hilarity, eh? |
Ahem. Okay, you may recall* that Conrad has recently been illuminating you, dear audience, with the British V-Bomber force that began in the Fifties. The Valiant, the Vulcan, the Victor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeBPOxPsVfI
This link takes you to a 9 minute tribute to the Victor, but what I wanted to call attention was the commenter insisting that the Victor was actually a "Vulcan cargo plane".
Let me recap.
VICTOR |
VULCAN |
More Of Last Night's Experiment
As you will recall, last night Conrad went at a recipe for Coffee and Chocolate Loaf using polenta instead of wheat flour. I did let it overbake a bit so the end result was a bit dry. Edible but also frangible, if you like. Anyway, Wonder Wifey went away and thought a bit and Hey Pesto! we have what you see below:
Now dubbed "Inca Gold Cake" |
"People Who Live In Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Stones"
Excuse me, proverb creator, but what on earth are you talking about? Here sits Conrad within the stout crenellated stone walls of the Mansion, NOT throwing high-velocity bits of rock around the room. Nor do any of the
Let's face it, if you lived in a glass house the entirely hypothetical risk of throwing stones wouldn't really be the issue, would it? You can see where I'm going here, can't you? Public decency would be outraged if every pedestrian or bus passenger was able to see you go around your Bathroom Business, let alone your Bedroom Business.
As I said, throwing stones not the issue.
An Entirely Random Aside
Talking of thrown stones, I do remember the peculiar happenings on "Star Trek The
Next Generation***" whenever the Enterprise - that's the star-ship our heroes travel
in - got into a space battle with the bad guys, like the Borg -
A Still More Parenthetical Aside
The Borg were Science Fiction Swedes, weren't they? Taken to the nth degree, of
course - grey, assimilative, super-socialists out to make everyone else like them.
I rest my case |
- and the Klingons, and the <thinks> Kardashians^, it would generally take a bit of a
pasting and there'd be small explosions and sparks - and a hail of gravel. Always a hail
of gravel. Where did all those stone^^s come from?
Why, From The Armadillo!
Yes. No! Not that armadillo. This one:
Dad's Army and Corporal Jones, eat your heart out |
- stones!
Gene Roddenberry, I call you on star-ship design. Hah!
The Bison. A truck made out of CONCRETE! Yes really. This is at Bovvie |
Finally
BOOJUM! - shamelessly exploiting small cute animals since Post 359:
100% cute Maybe even 110% |
* No "may" about it actually, you "had better" recall. Or there will be trouble.
** Although a Challenger PSV would be pretty awesome ...
*** An even more obscure sequel to that series from the Fifties. Or was it the Sixties?
^ I may have mis-spelt this
^^ No, no jokes about the Rolling Stones^^^.
^^^ Because Conrad cannot stand them! The Beatles had sense to pack it in before they <cont. Page 96>
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