- and its already late. "Why?" I can hear your plaintive voices raised in querulous lamenta - Ow!* - "Why?" Because I did a late shift tonight, then did the shopping and put it away (doing this solo is not necessarily a bad thing as it means nobody else knows what I bought, heh heh!). And there was quite a bit of shopping.
So!
Today's Cake Is -
Banoffee Cupcakes. A Hummingbird Bakery recipe, which means more fiddly than your average recipe, but a nicer end product. These were fiddly little rascals (or rapscallions, if you prefer). Because they needed to be in on Friday and I went to the pub on Thursday, the sponges got made on Wednesday. They were thus cool for Thursday, but I didn't put custard on them for fear it would make them soggy.
Covered caramel creme custard cooling |
People at work expressed polite enthusiasm in them, so much so that -
Chocolate-covered caramel cupcake |
I have today finished reading "I, Claudius" although don't sigh with relief as there is still "Claudius The God" to read yet. Anyway, I came across Claudius mentioning a "scented pathic" and obviously - obviously! - Conrad wondered what that was. From the context it appeared to be a medicine or medicinal artefact, so of course come lunchtime** I did a quick Google, and, do you know, it's not a medicine at all. No, the words "Homoerotic", "Homosexual" and "Catamite" all came up in the search results, along with some classical statuary and paintings. So it's all in the best possible taste, although Conrad suspects he might have to bookmark that page in the novel in order to prove exactly why he was looking for that word.
There's a thought - Matt, the Classics graduate works in my team. Perhaps I should approach him for advice ...
Catamite, Mighty Cat, often confused .. |
As I have posted before, some of the high-gloss that every day has in Conrad's world does get tarnished by those irritating, irksome little things that nibble away at your sense of sang-froid. So, behold the awesome elegance of a Squeezy Honey Bottle:
"The bees - they've always been our friends!***" |
It's not earth-shaking news, although it does mean not having to trot off to the kitchen to wash hands every time a jar gets handled. Ergonomic efficiency, you see, Team Leaders!
Confusing English: "Out, vile jelly!"
No, nothing to do with Rowntrees or Robinsons, nor gelatin or trifle, or Jelly Babies^, in fact not anything you'd normally associate with eating.
In fact, if Conrad's memory serves properly, it is a line in Shakespeare (Macbeth? King Lear? Romeo & Juliet? Hansel & Gretel?) and is all about POKING A MAN'S EYE OUT WITH A DAGGER.
There. Bet that made you considerably less hungry, eh? Well, don't go away. On a programme about enduring or surviving an Army endurance course, one of the instructors explained that one source of liquid with a high water content was - eyeballs! After killing a chicken he proceeded to suck the aqueous humour out of it's eyeballs.
Now, that really is vile jelly.
Lemon Jelly. Close enough. |
The First World War, JRR Tolkein and The Lord Of The Rings
But first! A little-known cult author called Stephen King, who is a good story-teller and doesn't wax precious about the art of writing. His quote, if I may borrow it, was that "Tolkein swore in and down that Sauron was not Hitler in fancy dress", which does rather confirm the view people have taken of LOTR, seen in the perspective of the aftermath of WW2^^. Conrad, however, just to be perverse, invites you, dear audience, to consider LOTR in light of World War One.
A slide rule. The pocket-calculator of JRR Tokein's day. (I know, I know, it's a thin excuse but hey! it's a slide rule!) |
Wow, there seems to be mileage in this one! I feel that we may return to this topic in future.
JRR Tolkein: The Serious Years |
* Mister Hand removes the Anti-Pseud bamboo skewer from Conrad's ribs
** Diligent and conscientious as Conrad is, he never misuses the internet at work. Honestly.
*** I nicked this from a line of dialogue Michael Caine has in "The Swarm"
^ Which, with gleeful maliciousness, Conrad likes to dub "Jellied Baby"
^^ World War 2. The 20th Century's other major unpleasantness.
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