Yes, a nod to those prog-rockers of old, ELP. No! that's not a mis-spelling of ELO! - Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Go look them up and check out Grooveshark.
Where was I? Oh yes, the never-ending show. Obviously that's artistic license, as otherwise performers would live for ever and nobody wants to see Madonna still performing at 80, do they? Not even to throw over-ripe fruit at. Or unripened fruit, as it's harder and hurts more.
- or even one of these. |
- Between Portishead's "Sour Times" and "The Third Man"?
Answers on a postcard - well, I may tell you tonight, or I may not.
The Difference Between Cats And Dogs
Allow me to demonstrate Jenny's consistent and predictable idleness; she bolted out of the kitchen, belted up the stairs and bounded onto the counterpane 45 minutes ago:
Yes, that is a collection of Biggles stories in the upper left hand corner - well spotted! |
I can't post a photo of Edna on the counterpane as she didn't stay there. She whined to get up, then whined to get down, then whined to get up, then stayed still - no, only testing to see if you're paying attention - then whined to get down; she was a furry form of Hokey-Cokey
Also, as posted yesterday, when Edna is out of eyeline and things are quiet, anticipate trouble - as with small children! Let me illustrate her earlier naughtiness:
Mess courtesy Edna. The Mansion is usually a little bit tidier than this. |
Anti-disestablishmentarianism
Supposedly this is one of the longest conventional words in the English language*. Not that you'll encounter it much nowadays, as if Conrad's fading grey matter recalls with any degree of acuity, it was coined in the late 19th Century. It referred to the splitting apart of Church and State, something along those lines - or, rather, that's what the "Dis-" part refers to. Now, if "Anti-" means to negate the "Dis-" part, why - WHY! - isn't it simply good old-fashioned already existing "establishmentarianism"?
Answers on a postcard - no, only kidding, it was a rhetorical question.
Antidis-etc. is boring. Here's a mastodon instead! |
Er, forgive Conrad for fudging the date a bit here, as one film came out in 1993 and the other in 1994, so if we average it out that should be okay?We're happy with that? Oh good.
Tombstone
Set in the eponymous mid-West town, this is an unashamedly rip-roaring, shooting,
low-faluting**, popcorn - er - popcorn <imagine a word for "eating" that rhymes with
"-ooting" words>
Tombstone. If you're a bad guy, get an inscription ordered for yours ... |
Holliday, blam their way through an array of bad guys, mad guys and downright
cad guys. They don't actually intend to do this at film's start, it just kind of happens
that their awesome crime-fighting gun-fighting skills - actually mostly gun-fighting
skills are in demand. And when Kurt Russell bellows "HELL'S COMING WITH ME!", you
duck down behind the settee cushions.
Wyatt Earp
Ah, now. This is a Lawrence Kasdan film, where he is deep and serious about Wyatt
and his family and life, and how he had a raucous youth on the wrong side of the law,
being the black sheep of his family and swearing off drink -
What's he shooting at? The sky? |
value. It didn't do that well at the box-office, either, so the general movie-viewing
public also agree with Conrad. If it had come out before Tombstone, or a few years
afterwards, why then it might have gotten a better shot***.
Beat Phil
If you read my earlier blog - you did read it, didn't you? - then you will know that Conrad discovered a - how do I know you read it? Can I trust you to be honest? - bus poster promoting a careers advice website with a rather silly advert inviting you to beat Phil - look I know your ISP and will get access to their logs to see if you did read the earlier blog - who it appears is some kind of idiot with business-jargon logorrhea. In the advert Conrad saw, Phil used the term "touch base"
Excuse me! As a wargamer, Phil, let me demonstrate what "touching base" actually entails! Before I smite you around the head with a cricket bat!
There. Bases. Touching. |
* No, no, "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" is made up!
** I've heard of "high-faluting", so there must be a low equivalent, right>
*** Oh, what a pun! The wild west, you see. With guns. And - Oh. You do.
Oh - yes, I deliberately mis-spelt "Friends" in the title. Ain't I a swine!
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