Edna: Making Your World Safer!

Danger Lurks All Around Us
     Sometimes recognised, sometimes not.  At times we have to rely on the superior senses of our animal brethren, trusting that they can detect threats that are beyond the sphere of human senses - in terms of smell or hearing or taste.
     Conrad presents a short photo-essay on how Edna, Special Forces Ranger Terrier  2201C, helps protect you all.

The Sinister Empty Pop Bottle
     Every home has one, frequently several, lurking in bins, under beds and in forgotten rucksacks at the back of wardrobes.
     Harmless-looking, aren't they?  DON'T BE FOOLED! At any moment they may transmogrify, become sentient and attack.  Go on, how would you fend off an enraged empty pop bottle?
     Well you don't have to thanks to Edna:

Round One:  Edna applies pressure to the bottle's weak point, the mouth

Round Two: having worn the bottle down, Edna delivers the killing blow

Warrior triumphant!  Edna poses over the bottle's cold, dead corpse

Dangerously Curly Baby Toys
     Less prevalent than plastic bottles, these agents of chaos are widespread throughout any home with a small child, or adults with strange tastes.
     Harmless-looking, aren't they?  DON'T BE FOOLED! At any moment they may transmute, become self-aware and attempt to become the dominant life-form on planet Earth.  Go on, how would you deal with killer baby toys?  Well thanks to Edna you don't need to.

Edna dives to the rescue, preventing Twisty Squeaky Baby Toy from strangling Conrad

Edna crushes Twisty Squeaky Baby Toy with her mighty jaws.  Hooray!

A Brush With Death
     Orphaned brushes, with no dustpan to keep them focused and applied, can become dangerously feral if not coralled and restrained, preferably using wire-core clothesline.  Does your house shelter one of these Trojan horses, seething quietly with rabid rage at the back of the sink cabinet?
      Harmless-looking, aren't they?  DON'T BE FOOLED! At any moment their domestication might lapse, causing them to attack and try to stroke you to death.  Go on, how would you deal with a killer feral brush?  Well, thanks to Edna you don't need to.

Edna grips with her teeth whilst grappling with her paws

The death-bite is applied.  RIP one killer brush!

     Conrad - and the world - can breath a little easier thanks to Terrier 2201C

Also available as a mobile sentry - good for parties, bar mitzvahs, barbecues and wedding celebrations:

And another function:

     Much in demand at Mediterranean resorts for reserving your chair/lounger/table