More cleavage than is called for |
Sorry, but any mention of 'high places' always brings back memories of the 'possessed' driller from the television series of the above, when he recounts a race purge amongst the Martian hives on M
It also has the advantage of being an instrumental, so you don't have to make sense of "The room was humming harder" or any such lyrical nonsense.
Saint Wally |
She eventually ended up as an abbess and died in service. The Teutons, having canonized her, decided to transfer her remains from Heidenheim to Eichstatt as of the 1st of May. This date became associated with her memory.
Yes, Nasty Nick himself. You can see him above, ignoring rules and regs about graffiti and despoliation, the Devil.
The Brocken. Suitable for satanic revels and television transmitters. |
This is a bit of an inversion of the tropes about Hell, or Hades if you will, which dub it the "Underworld" and have it set in the bowels of the earth. Conrad can only admit that a healthy above-ground environment with bracing fresh air is better than a fusty old burrow. Or a pit.
Please excuse any typos, Conrad had a sudden fit of sneezing. When Conrad sneezes, The Mansion's wall shake.
Yesteryon Conrad walked into Lesser Sodom, did a bit of shopping and returned to the 409 bus stop to get the bus home.
That's from this morning. I reckon we're at least 1,000 hits above what we should be. Or - people can't be that enthused about a <fat white-haired old biffer- the horrid truth courtesy Mister Hand!> can they? Again, Conrad worries if too many people get acquainted with BOOJUM! because libel, slander and defamation. I'm not so bothered about Bloaty Gas Tout weeping salty tears into his borshch, though.
‘Whoah!
That was intense, Prof!’ she gulped.
‘How come none of it falls down?’
He pointed at the view of Earth, spinning
out of sight.
‘Centripetal force. Nerva had gravity generators, but these
people use simple rotation to impart an effective simulation of gravity.’
People clustered at an allotment were
looking at the two travellers with a combination of amazement and
curiosity. Ace returned the stares, with
interest. So these were space-pioneers of
the twenty-first century? Looking more like farmers than astronauts.
They
all wore a one-piece coverall, seemingly made of plastic, in different colours,
and carried basic gardening tools, as well as electronic gadgets and
probes. The Doctor headed straight for
them, coming to a stop and politely tipping his hat.
‘Good afternoon,’ he began. ‘I wonder, could you possibly help ?’
The apparent leader of the group, a small,
narrow-hipped woman with long black hair, looked incredulously at the Tardis
and back at the two strangers.
‘How – how did you do that?’ she
stammered. Two teenaged girls looked
back and forth between the Doctor and Ace.
A large, ruddy-faced man partnered with a Chinese woman came across from
the other side of the allotment.
‘By moving in the fourth dimension,
madam,’ said the Doctor. ‘But I’m not
here to talk about my transport. Do you
have a person or persons who function as a leader?’
CAUTION: can cause dis-assembly |
What it does feature is a rotary bit that can hit speeds of nine thousand revs per minute. Were you to incautiously lean in whilst wearing unfettered long hair, or dangly jewellery, or loose clothing, you will find out what 9,000 feels like the hard way. I won't post an image or link here, but there is a video out there of a Ruffian metalworker being literally torn apart by an industrial lathe. Given that the average human reaction time is 0.25 seconds, your lathe will have rotated nearly 40 times by the time you realise you should have gone to the barbers two weeks ago.
Speaking of madam, it's stopped raining, so I am going to earn brownie points and take her walkies. Pip pip!
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