Because not everyone is au fait with nuclear weapons and fissionable isotopes. Okay, yesterday I was describing, in my own inimitable way - after all, who wants to replicate a stream-of-consciousness babble from an alien wierdo about zombies and atom bombs? - how I would make a very bad Dalek. 'Bad' in the sense of 'confusing one's superiors and sowing anarchy wherever one treads by intent and accident both'.*
Conrad not sure how Zeg's "fire stick" got past the comic censor ... |
Thus you have this evening's title.
Damn it. I have just discovered a fan-fiction comic strip where Star Trek: The Next Generation does a crossover with Doctor Who, of the Matt Smith era.
What are these people THINKING! You cannot mix graphic fiction with reality! It does not compute, although the painted artwork is pretty good.
Okay, time to roll the motley naked in poison ivy and then tie it's hands behind it's back!
For your instruction. "Hog Peanut"? well well, who knew. |
(Potential) Darwin Award Winners
In case you are unaware, these are awards that honour people so stupid that they remove themselves from the gene pool, thus allowing humanity to march forward. Check out the website for some unbelievable yet true stories:
http://www.darwinawards.com/
I am going to gift you one I came across whilst trawling the internet for "Strange ships" and this one is indeed strange. Also disturbing. Art?
Right. Watertight. |
It didn't sink - surprise! - but since it was paddled by two oars, and they broke an oar, they rang the Coastguard for a tow to shore. Because neither had a lifejacket and one couldn't swim.
The event took place in 2015 and I haven't Googled to see if the gimboid shipbuilders are still alive. Since this was the second seafaring Darwin Award attempt for one of them, I don't hold out much hope.
If A Ram And A Priest Had An Affair -
- then their offspring would be a Kangaroo. Yes, really. Firstly, wash out your filthy minds! For the Ram and Priest I speak of are armoured vehicles of the Second Unpleasantness, as is the Kangaroo, and nothing to do with intimate congress.
Okay, first we need the Ram. Art?
Thus |
Then we come to the Priest, and again we shall prod Art into action. Art!
A gun on the run |
The Kangaroo |
Ah, the technical ingenuity of Perfidious Albion at work!
Finally -
I don't know if I can get this to work, as the phone-laptop interface has been more problematic than our database at the office, but let's have a go - Art?
No comment from Conrad |
* I know Daleks don't 'tread'; this is what we in the trade call 'poetic licence' and it grants me an out. So there.
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