Because idiot mobile phone cannot be relied upon to function properly. Last week it took 40 minutes to access photographs that had been taken already, switching between different leads and different sockets and different combinations of crossed fingers. Yet another reason to consign all mobile phones to the bin and resort to a tin can connected with a length of string. Art?
Requires neither electrical power, moving parts nor 18 month subscriptions |
Right, digits intertwined because the Devil's Digital Device appears to be working as it should. Okay, time to look askance at Conrad as he prepares to wow you with an incredibly offensive wartime film, namely "The Fighting Seabees", which is where the killer bees come from, as these are navvies with guns, and it's definitely a 'B' movie to boot.
They look to be doing more kissing than killing. |
THESE ARE NO BETTER! (Although PK Dick would have loved them) |
Now that I've set the scene, allow me to introduce another. Art?
I shall describe what you're seeing |
I don't know if it's even a dummy saw blade; I suspect not, because Cheating Death Or Risking Traumatic Amputation Is Also Manly. The kicker here is that the skilled technician is also staggeringly drunk, literally - he can barely stay upright or speak coherently. And nobody minds one iota.
Ah, the Forties - where you could get away with practically murder!
I think that's enough of that for today, but rest assured we're coming back this way again. Oh yes.
Now, time to contort the motley into a washing machine and put it on full rinse for an hour and a half!
Yes, because "The welding, drilling, bricklaying and carpentering Seabees" would be dull. |
Can You Say "Shrieking Hysterical Over-reaction"?
Sometimes the Beeb proves that it is indeed a touchstone of responsible, mature, balanced, researched and nuanced reporting by avoiding having anything to do with those qualities. Just so here. Art?
What they mean, of course, is that a lot of foodstuffs get their red colouration from cochineal, a food colouring derived from boiling up cochineal beetles.
A red Beatle. Close enough. |
Strange Ships - One That Flips
Ha! Those ocean-going wags! I see what they did there. We are talking about the Floating Instrument Package, a vessel of peculiar aspect and function. Art?
FLIP being towed into position |
Going under |
Flipping manly, alright |
* Women smokers were tolerated, rather than accepted. The trouble started, in my opinion, when they got the vote. It was all downhill <Mister Hand redacts a screed that would have been acceptable in 1898)
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