From the first poorly-reconstructed Victorian versions to the frankly creepy animatronic ones that infest travelling shows, Hom. Sap. is ever-eager to explore the world of these great big long-dead things. Art?
A Dilophosaurus (colouring speculative) |
There are other, more controversial theories around, of course. Art?
The questions persist |
Then there are those of us who hold that time-travelling cowboys from the future ranched the dinosaurs to extinction. A series based on this can be found in the pages of that documentary pamphlet 2000AD: "Flesh". Art?
The cowboys at work |
Don't sniff so!
Dinner. Plus hors d'ouevre. |
Food for thought.*
Right! Time to move on to matters sinister. Even - devilish.
No, Art, no! Not a 'Devilfish' - |
"The Devil's Dictionary" By Ambrose G. Bierce
AGB was a very interesting character, about whose demise their has been considerable speculation, and quite as much as the dinosaurs in comparative ratio. He was born in 1843 and went on to have quite a career in the Union Army during the Civil Unpleasantness of 1861 - 1865. He tossed a coin to choose whether to stay in the army or become a journalist, and journalism won. Art?
Dashing young Lieutenant Bierce |
My own copy of TDD dates from 1989, and the inner page reveals that this is the fourth imprint since 1967, so someone out there likes it. Possibly not to the tastes of a modern audience, as the language is that of the late 19th and early 20th century.
An example - : 'Forbidden'; invested with a new and irresistible charm.'
Bierce disappeared in revolution-wracked Mexico in 1913 and was never seen again, nor was his body ever found. Given that he would be 175 years old in 2018, he is unlikely to have survived this long.
But you never know ... |
An Outright Lie
As you probably know by now, your humble scribe is a diabetic, because I constantly lament an inability to gorge myself silly on sweet things
- sorry, I was just dreaming of a bowl of ice cream followed by six mince pies and a two-pound Christmas pudding with brandy butter and a box of After Eight mints to finish -
That would have been my Saturday afternoon fare a year ago**. Now I have to confine myself to this - Art?
"Mouthwateringly good Swiss herbal sweets" |
Bah!
* Do you see - O you do.
** Only exaggerating a little here.
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