Conrad is ANGRY! Well, angrier than usual. As you surely know by now, your humble scribe cannot resist a Cryptic Crossword, to the point that, after the Zombie Apocalypse, the collapse of civilisation and an absence of anaesthetics, he could happily undergo major surgery with no more than a Cryptic Crossword to compensate.
Let's see - "Undead walker (6 letters)" |
"Upset to make light of (5)"
You won't get the answer, so let me tell you it was "Spill". Yes, you may well furrow your brow and look askance. A spill was a taper or fuse lit by a naked flame. Art?
Your fill of spills |
Nor is that all. Next cause for my caustic constitution, the clue is "The source of a writer's inspiration (6)" and once again you won't get this one so I shall tell you - "Inkpot".
Excuse me? Conrad is exceptional in that he still uses fountain pens, and a quill pen (which is about as exceptional as you can get nowadays) and even I think of them as 'bottles of ink'. Art?
I have one somewhere |
Bah!
Armageddon't
I shouldn't pick on this film, as it's kind of low-hanging fruit, except that's never stopped me before.*
Okay, let me put up one of the quotes you get near the beginning of the fillum. Steve?
Dan: [the President asks about the size of the asteroid] lt's the size of Texas, Mr President.
President: Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
Dan: Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars, that allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.
Well, no arguing that it's an <ahem> big-ass sky. Take note of what I've emboldened. Now, can we have a map of Texas? Art -
For scale |
Ceres to scale |
O rlly?
'Armageddon' the gift that keeps on giving.
Daily Dog Diary
This entry is not so much for you out there, gentle readers, because you may very well detest dogs or think they ought to be kept in kennels. Not so at The Mansion. These are proof that Edna is getting attention and exercise, for parties not present.***
Investigating a smell |
Finally -
Back to the comic genius that was Buster Keaton. It's a little-known fact that he served in the South Canadian army in France during the First Unpleasantness, in the 40th Division. Art?
Buster's default expression |
Really Finally -
I have found that the Google Image search term "Strange Ship" is a fruitful term indeed, and the trouble with using it as the final piece in a post is that one always wants to go a bit further and find out more about these vessels, which is not the done thing when you've got a word count and deadline to fit in. Anyway, Art?
The Neptune Despina |
* I am so evil. Tee hee.
** None of that metric nonsense here.
*** Mainly because they're swanning off around the Med on a cruise.
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