Or, Business As Usual. Andreivia is the fictional nation on the shores of the Black Sea, stretching back into the mountains of the Caucasus, that my friend and all-round wargamer Richard invented, so he could use lots of kit that wasn't historically used together at the same time. After independence from the Soviet Union arrived in 1991, there is usually conflict going on between the Government's armed forces, the paramilitary police, Turkish militias, Armenian militias, occasional NATO task forces, jihadis and Russians trying their luck, in any combination.
Somewhere round here - |
Downtown Tcherbevan (capital of Andreivia) |
I don't want to egg the pudding too much, so that's all of Andreivia for this post. We shall come back to it later on, never fear!*
"The Meg"
Oh dearie me. There I am, ploughing a lonely furrow in trying to rehabilitate the reputation of the shark, which is an uphill struggle, I can tell you (I can't think of an appropriate marine metaphor for "uphill" so bear with me on that) - and what do I see in a trailer on IMDB?
"The Meg". A film where a 70 foot shark, Carcharodon Megalodon, is the villain.
"But Conrad," I hear you query. "There are so many, many poor quality films out there which feature The Shark As Villain". What difference does one more make?"
"From the producers of 'Sand Sharks'" - as if that's a good thing! |
Bah!**
More Of 'The (Enlarged) Devil's Dictionary' By Ambrose Bierce
When originally published, this bitingly satirical lexicon had 1,000 entries and was considered to be complete, because it had been put together by Bierce himself.
However. An Emeritus Professor of Journalism, one Ernest Jerome Hopkins, discovered in 1963 that Bierce had begun writing TDD at least 10 years earlier than supposed. There were a lot of gaps in TDD, which he realised had been caused by Bierce putting together the work when living on the East Coast, unable to access the West Coast newspapers he had been writing for since the 1860's.
An example |
Typical Ol' Am! |
Well you may think it cruel and unusual punishment, I think "What a lucky git!"***
Finally -
Just a short piece, as we need a bit of filler to reach count. Okay, you know that Conrad has an unhealthy interest in guns and can generally ID anything he sees on screen, although experience has taught him not to fly into a frothing rant at how "That gun is incorrect for that time period! Yark yark bark bark - (cont. Page 96)". So it was with some interest that I came across an automatic rifle know as the 'Huot' after the chap who invented it. Art?
The beast in question |
- the First Unpleasantness promptly ended.
Oh well.
* Or perhaps fear
** Ironically the star is Jason Statham, who was a champion competition swimmer back in the day.
*** For those of you not familiar with English slang, you may read this as "O fortunate chap"
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