First, to make more sense of this, you might care to go back and review today's earlier post, because that will boost my traffic figures.
Briefly put, I was going on about soughs, underground canals, and the Bridgewater Canal. We'll concentrate on the last of these for the moment.
It was built in 1761, by order of the Duke of Bridgewater, in order to transport coal (via those underground canals) from Worsley to Manchester. At Barton an aqueduct carried it over low-lying ground where locks would be impractical. Art?
Very picturesque |
Whacking and big |
Aqueduct closed |
Sadly, the MSC did not prove to be the success it's builders hoped it would, and nowadays it carries very little traffic.
What's that? You expected this to be about an album or even a song of the same name? What! By two ridiculously-monickered chaps called Slimey and Garglefunk? Pshaw! You're making this up and I don't believe a word of it.
Okay, time to put the motley in a seal costume and run it in front of some polar bears!**
Death-dealing Dan
Steely Dan, that is. You see? That's a proper band, not a pair of made-up songsters who sound like a Tom & Jerry rip-off. Anyway, over on the Steely Dan Dictionary website - which I heartily recommend, as not everyone can pick up on Becker and Fagen's lyrical musings especially if they don't hail from South Canada - they list a "Battle apple" in the song 'Josie' as a variety of street weapon. It isn't described.
You're probably ahead of the curve here. Your humble scribe couldn't resist. I mean, being both creative and evil, how could I?
Rather worryingly, this was easy to find |
However, if a ruck with an opposing street gang looks likely, you embed a few razors in the apple - and I leave the rest up to your imagination.
Wise Ways With Words
As should be self-evident, Conrad enjoys mucking about with words. Whilst a mumbler who speaks too quickly in conversation and who salts his talk with strange words (and ideas), he is quite capable wielding a pen, or keyboard. You seem to agree with this, or you'd never have got this far. Unless you are one of those people who skips to the end of the book first, in which case there is a special circle in Hell reserved just for you -
Sorry, gone off-track again. Occupational hazard here. Anyway, here is evidence of facility with vocabulary. Art?
Extra large so you can see how wonderful I am |
Scary and inhuman but honest |
Like I said, good with the written word.
Finally -
Yorkshire Brack attack! This is a dairy-free fruit cake, where the dried fruit is soaked in tea overnight. This both softens the fruit and gives it a subtle flavour. Art?
The flour is gluten free, which can tend to lack lift, so I added a little baking powder and it's turned out swimmingly, at least as far as appearances go.
Later!
* Poetic licence.
** Don't worry, motleys can run really fast. And fear lends wings.
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