- and recall June 2017, then you'll recall a post that was entitled "Deep Purple". There you go, that's me being honest, I could just have kept quiet about it.
A cyborg carrot. Somewhat worryingly, I thought this would be a no-go on Google. It wasn't. |
An example |
Back on track, or as much as we ever care to round here. The purple dye produced by Tyre was of a notable kind that did not fade over time, so the colour remained deep and purple. Yes, so Tyre was surrounded by tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of dead, rotting shellfish. Allegedly, you could find your way to the city blindfold, as it reeked so much.
Since no blog ever can generate a smell, use your imagination |
What's that? You wanted to know more about "The Monolith Monsters" or at least get a picture? O go on.
Being all in your face and monolityh-y |
Right, time to roll the motley in flour and dip it in the deep-fat fryer!
Tyre-d Out
Still no jokes about wheels, I'll have you know. The other thing that Tyre was famous for was being besieged and stormed by Alexander the Great, back in the Fourth Century BC. Alexander, who was taking a little time off from battling the Persian Empire, had made his way down the coast of what is now Lebanon and, wouldn't you know it, those pesky Tyrians refused to bend the knee.
Siege in progress |
I used the past tense here, because eventually the Greeks built a causeway that reached out to the island, before construction was halted. Eventually, after building a navy, the city was stormed and it did not end well for the inhabitants.
Tyre today |
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Although you have also incurred The Wrath Of Conrad, which is something small nations and Third World dictators cringe at.
"Has he been at the cooking sherry again?" I hear you ask. Apart from pointing out that sherry is the Devil's cough-syrup, I shall explicate. Art?
Mr. Declan McManus |
So! I was rendered rather grumpy when viewing television (which I normally avoid) and witnessed a car advert that utilised the above single as it's soundtrack.
Except I cannot for the life of me remember what model the car was.
Tee hee.** |
Because we're not quite at count, I thought I'd include this. Art?
Pieces of eight-bit |
Later,
* Or BOOJUM!
** Conrad, looking amused. Honestly.
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