Brains, eh? Everybody's got them. Er - although some behave as if they haven't, and (as confessed) your humble scribe is not entirely sure how his own works. And they are what latter-day zombies go for, too. As far as zombies express intellect, passion and a nutritional need, they express it by slurring "Brains!" As long as they still have a mouth and tongue, that is. Art?
Hmmm. We'll let this one pass |
A skull. Red it may be, it's still a skull. |
However! This has nothing to do with the cerebellum. No, for shortly I shall be dining upon these -
Tah-dah! |
There you go, told you it wasn't about what you expected, didn't I?
Now, those delicious chewy
Next question - if I pop upstairs to get my phone in order to take a photograph, can I trust Edna alone with those faggots?
Trustworthy or not? Only you can tell! |
In-Range
There I was, watching "The Great War" on Youtube, as presented by Indy Neidell -
Here an aside. The Great War is actually recorded in Sweden, where Indy has been living for these past 20 years, rather than in South Canada, which was my original belief, and it involves Indy, his cameraman, and a crew of five.
Anyway, there I was, watching, when up popped a video screen in the background. Art?
Presto - as if by magic - |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIGIBJeRfnQ
- there's the link, if you care to watch. Well worth it!
"That's not telling us exactly what it's about, Conrad. Having a senior moment, are we?" I hear you question.
Pausing only to note your ISP, who will be getting a visit from the Hamster Police later, I shall continue. Is that okay? It is? Thank you so much!*
Ian and buddy Karl demonstrate various trench weapons and techniques, which your humble scribe was unaware of - I may study military history, that doesn't mean I go around practicing how to impale people on bayonets.**
Do you get the point? (also, do you see - o you do) |
Remark The Shark
As you may already be aware, Conrad is always trying to rehabilitate the shark, which, to be honest, is very much an uphill struggle. Ever since 'Jaws' came out, The Hoover Of The Seas has been seen in an especially bad light, and the 'Sharknado' franchise hasn't helped, either<sad face>.
However, help is at hand, and from a most peculiar source. Art?
Symbol for a certain political leader |
Shark is happy |
Finally -
We've had armed conflict, zombies and sharks. Let us finish with a combination of giant bug versus tanks. Art?
Appropriately large |
I haven't seen the end of this film and so always thought the tanks involved were Churchills, except they happen to be the M26 Pershing. Art?
Hoora for Mara! |
No!! Art, that's a tank called "Scorpion" - we want the M26. |
Finally! |
* This is sarcasm (you may have already guessed)
** Thermonuclear weapons design - quite another story!
*** I'll Tazer him later.
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