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Wednesday 30 April 2014

A Bit Of A Thal

Following On From Yesterday's Anglo-Saxon
     Conrad is slightly intrigued by the ending of a set of German surnames.  They end in "-thal", e.g. "Morgenthal" "Rosenthal" "Blumenthal".  Now, that semi-word "thal" on it's own doesn't have any meaning in the online translators I've used.  I wondered if it might mean "tail" as there is a Norwegian horror film called "Thal" that means "tail", but no, "Tail" in German is "schwanz".
     <goes off and Googles>
     Ah!  I see it all so clearly now!
     Thals - residents of the planet Skaro and sworn enemies of the Daleks!
Their struggle leaves no room for fashion sense, apparently.  And thereby hangs a schwanz.
Big Sur
     No, this is not a cartoon strip about a teacher in a rough Scottish school!
Also available in Plaid or Taupe
     It's part of the Californian coastline.  Very picturesque.  Plus, they have a film festival there.
     Why tell you this?  Because America is not all big city or Monument Valley.  Hmmm. Monument Valley.  We may come back to revisit there ...
Idyllic, n'est pas?
Condensed Films
      As ever, let Conrad take the hits so you can decide if they're worth it or not.  No, don't thank me, only doing my job.    

     Film                                                 Five Words

     Mama Mia                                         Loads of bloody ABBA songs
     Oliver!                                             Never seen the horrid thing
     Flashdance                                        Dancing, interspersed with vile songs
     Fame                                                More damned dancing and songs!*
     Hard-Boiled                                       Bullet ballet, big bangs, blood
     Eraserhead                                        Beyond weird.  Beyond anything, really

Vaguely Related To Films
     Young and tragically Scouse, Mike was in the kitchen alongside Conrad today, holding forth about telephone calls (we work in an office environment with hundreds of incoming phone calls every day).  He skitted about the problems of finishing a phone call, mutually overlapping "goodbyes" obscuring each other and drawing out the process, occasionally to silly lengths.
     "I don't like saying goodbyes," finished Mike.
     "Aha!" beamed Conrad, in an imbecilic pose resembling a man struck by lightning in the nethers.  "That sounds like a film quote - straight out of "Brief Encounter!".
     A huge bluff on my part.  I've never seen the film and don't intend to*.
     Thus the cultural score is even at 30-30.  But Mike is still tragically Scouse.
Kitchen counter.  Close enough.
More Of Music
     As a regular reader - you are a regular reader, aren't you? - would know, Conrad likes music - look, I don't want to labour the point but you ARE a regular reader, aren't you? - and has a broad swathe of genres that he likes, bar hip-hop and country & western, and he's not keen at all - OKAY PROVE YOU'RE A REGULAR READER! - on that hideous classicist catterwauling called leider, nor any band where their looks are more important than the music - yes, Beatles, I'm looking at you!
Look at them.  George, Ringo, Paul and John.  Er - and Yoko Ono.
     Anyway, I have been taking note of bands that Ian (workmate and musician) has been recommending on FB.  Hay Pesto, what happens but that Alison (workmate and upbeat all the time) and I got to talking about bands and she had a list of recommendations.  As follows:
     King Capisce - from Sheffield, where good music has a history.  Incredibly talented 
     musicians with a bit of jazz in them.
     Minus The Bear - no description offered yet the name alone is interesting
     Neurosis - Alison took the time to come back and mention them
     IamamiwhoamI - Alison had to spell this one.  Swedish and mental, in a good way
     Bosnian Rainbows - aha!  these I know and have the CD already.
     
     I was able to recommend the Apparat Organ Quartet, Icelandic keyboard rapscallions spar** excellence, except I couldn't remember their recent CD's name - hang on let me Grooveshark - "Polyfonia", with a lot of diacritical marks.
Karl Marx.  Close enough
More Of Cranes
     Really, I only make use of what nature provides, if you define nature as "a giant conglomeration of construction companies building major transport infrastructure".  Anyway, a shot of cranes at rest.  Despite being awesomely large, they don't do anything!


O Noes!
     No shots of Edna being cute today.
     Damn!
     <thinks in a wicked way, twirling moustache ends>
     Aha!
Heh!  That's at least another 5 hits for the stats ...
Hmm, Can't Be Too Touchy-Feely
     Here's a photo of crayons being shot in slow-motion:
The Mob practice an assassination.  Soon, someone will get waxed ...
* Okay, perhaps Conrad is not the best camouflaged alien spy in the world to judge musicals ...
** Get it?  From "Icelandic Spar".  Quartz from Iceland?  Bah, Phillistines!



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