Cake Day at BOOJUM! Mansions

Yes Indeed
     Today we welcomed a score of visitors to our rambling pile, and none of them were bothered even a little bit by the minefields, because they'd been de-activated*.
     What we had to offer:

Calligraphic splendour provided by Darling Daughter

And this is what was left:

Shocking!

This is also a little misleading, since I made another batch of brownies today.  There's also less ice-cream around today than yesterday but I can't be bothered to go down to the Non-Dangerous Kitchen's freezer to take pictures.
     So, Wonder Wifey's <cough-cough>th birthday went splendidly.

Conrad's electronic scales: the unsung hero

This little chap is extremely useful, so much so I wonder how I managed before getting him.  You can tare a container and then <Mr Hand intervenes to point out this is boring and to move on>

So - Tanks?
     Once again, kind of.

The PzKw IV MT.  Or, Panzerkampfwagen IV Munitionstrager.  Hence the abbreviation.

This is the Pzkw IV Munitionstrager, a tank chassis adapted to carry ammunition, specifically shells for the monster Karl Gerat.  Yes, a gun so big you need tanks to carry the ammo for it!

Behold the Monster Cthulhu!  Evilness Made Concrete! Pant-wettingly Terrifying!
     Once again, kind of.

But - but - he's so eeevil!  Look at those cowering humans!

 That whining noise you can hear is H P Lovecraft spinning in his grave at 1,200 r.p.m.

   - And Finally,  A Puppy
     Again, kind of.

Obviously a Hell's Angel-junkie-psycho-puppy.  Duh!

* Note only for today, Terminators.