That's Absolute Zero
Or Nil Degrees Kelvin, which, unlike the Centigrade scale, begins at absolute zero. Which is my laboured way of saying 'Very cold indeed.'
For Lo! We are here to recount the Revenge portion of 'The Liar, The WITCH And The Fraud Code', which is less Pro Revenge and more Nuclear Revenge. Art!
I shall recap. We have WITCH, Woman Into Thorough & Complete Hammering, the owner of a business who has mole DNA in her genes, so thorough is her ability at digging things up. She doesn't go scorched earth as much as salting, scorching and mining it. Then there's DEAN, Duplicitious, Execrable And Nasty, who by this point in the tale is mis-managing his business services company, that had been retained by WITCH. Also, CREEP, Charlie, REprehensible Exaggerating Plonker, who lied to all about his extensive business background experience, which actually consisted of a long list of crimes. He and DEAN became inseparable, perpetually chasing get-rich-quick schemes. Art!
The supporting cast includes the shady business owner Frances, who wanted to retain DEAN's business for content creation, paying $2,000 per week for 6 months, and The Restaurant, the location where DEAN and CREEP always hung out to plot, plan and get legless.
When we left off, DEAN had just fired WITCH's niece, Emma, because WITCH had cancelled all services she was retaining them for, not least because her business had been saddled with $8,000 worth of fraudulent, inoperative software (supplied by Frances via CREEP). DEAN had other clients, but WITCH's account must have been a real cash cow for him to retaliate in true bottomhole fashion. Art!
WITCH and her hubbo proceeded to put the Pro into Revenge, by hiring a lawyer for Emma and suing DEAN for sexual harassment, amongst other things. Emma won her suit and DEAN was forced to pay her $15,000 in salary compensation and damages, as well as other fines. Nor was that all. WITCH - living up to the 'Thorough' - got in touch with other fired female dx-employees of DEAN and encouraged them to sue as well. One of them did so, and won their suit as well; we're not told about the dollar amount in settlement but can assume another $15,000 in combined salary and damages.
The legal assault against DEAN continued. Art!
In a separate suit, WITCH took him to court over the illegal and ineffective software, winning it and getting a refund, which makes him at least $40,000 in the red, not counting fines.
Plus he was fined for data protection breaches, since CREEP was not a business partner, nor did he have any official standing, and should NOT have been allowed anywhere near sensitive client information. 'It was all CREEP's fault' did not work in his defence as WITCH's lawyer pointed out, since her contract was with DEAN and him alone. Guessing at $60,000 in the red at this point?
O boy did it ever. Remember that bit about 'Complete Hammering'? Well, WITCH contacted DEAN's other business clients, informing them that she could no longer recommend him and citing her own lawsuit as evidence. Many stopped using his services and some take legal action to boot; we're not told the outcome of these so they may not have succeeded, but DEAN would still be out of pocket for his attorney's fees. $65,000 in the red?
The courts, sniffing both blood and malfeasance, open another case against DEAN for fraud and theft, getting his business closed permanently and a forfeiture notice issued. This latter means that all his assets were seized, with NO compensation, because he'd been operating illegally. His wife divorces him. He is sentenced to probation, meaning as a first-time offender he stays out of prison. On certain conditions. Art!
WITCH knows DEAN's car is going to be repossessed, which he avoids by not parking it at home any longer, so she thoughtfully informs the repo firm of when and where he can be found - at The Restaurant. His car is towed.
On a side note, Frances is arrested by the FBI, independently of WITCH. CREEP vanished. With no income, the bank forecloses on DEAN's house after he cannot pay the mortgage any longer. He then boasts on Facebook of landing a gig as a college professor. WITCH, ever cognisant of propriety, informs the college that DEAN is not a professor and never even finished college himself. The gig vanishes overnight.
DEAN ended up illegally occupying an empty office building next to his old business premises, so WITCH - you know, propriety again - notified a local Facebook group protesting any increase in business properties, who held a demonstration, which in turn attracted the police. They arrested DEAN for trespass and theft. Getting arrested breached the terms of his probation and he went to jail. Art!
CREEP stayed silent for several years, possibly hoping that WITCH would forget all about him.
She did not. Although his own Facebook posts did not reveal his location, WITCH found his aunt's pages a font of information.
For one thing, CREEP no longer had any legs, thanks to so many decades of getting metaphorically legless, leading to their amputation. He had also sired a child, then skipped out on the mother to avoid having to pay child support. WITCH - all that propriety! - passed on his exact address details to the mother and CPS. She also notified the courts of his location, because the arrest warrant on CREEP from 8 years previously was still valid. He got arrested, and she was in court to see him sentenced to 36 years in prison, by a judge who was utterly fed up with the criminal in front of him.
CREEP was 4 years into his sentence when he died, perhaps from the sheer hopelessness of his position, where he was going to die in prison anyway with a sentence that long.
There you go, nearly a thousand words on a single Intro, meaning about 1,600 total, which is why this tale came in two parts. Now for more pictures and less text.
King Piggy Gone Biggie
Yes, another unflattering, in fact frankly hideous, photograph of the Saggy Senile Sepia Sackbut for you. Art!
Harvested from Twitter, and I generously thanked the poster for putting up a new and awful picture of Donold. Don't forget, this is him after a good two hours in make up and hair wrangling. Art!
That's what Melania has to put up with. Sorry if you can't unsee it.
SHOOT THAT SUB-EDITOR!
Sometimes I take a break from being a grammar Nazi and become a facts Nazi, as in this case. Art!
One presumes that the tank to port is defending the Baltics, which would be difficult since it's a Ruffian T-34/85, which models have been obsolete since the Fifties. The tanks to starboard, presumably Ruffian, look to be a Leopard 1, a West German model long obsolete that the Ruffians don't have, and two Jagdtigers, Teuton tank destroyers of Second Unpleasantness vintage that never made it beyond 1945, unless in museums.
Bah!
Ouch
I've not made much comment on the ongoing 'Special Combat Operation' in Iran, only observing that King Piggy has created one hell of a mess and is now looking to throw Smeggy Heggy under the bus and blame him and Joe Biden for everything. I wonder what kompromat Mossad has on him?
ANYWAY the Ruffians have been supplying Iran with intel, which Fat Caligula is trying to ignore at all costs due to the kompromat the FSB has on him. Talking of 'costs' - Art!
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| E-3G 'Sentry' not doing a very good job |
That's a $500 million aircraft destroyed, either by a ballistic missile costing 1% of that total, or a drone costing 1/1000th of the total, or 0.001%. The airframe is no longer in production and the replacement is years away, so very much an Ooops moment. Watch Smeggy pretend that this is all according to plan.
Finally -
A apt Biercism to end with.
"Flag,n: A coloured rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees on vacant lots in London 'Rubbish may be shot here'"
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