Pay Attention!
There may be a quiz later. No, I am not full of sadness and despair, rather full of pink gin and limejuice. "W.O.E." is our SFW abbreviation of "What on earth", which we obviously - of course! - use instead of the more common, infinitely coarser version.
"What is the poisonous old git burbling about now?" I hear you quibble, and pausing only to point out that I cannot be that toxic if the Coincidence Hydra is always trying to take a big bite out of my nethers, I shall explicate. Art!
"But - Conrad has such a tasty, tender butt" |
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In case you wonder why I worry about being successful and getting huge traffic numbers, this is simply because this blog gleefully slanders and libels, plus I bet a lot of the images we use are actually copyrighted, even if we do attribute where we feel like it. None of the editorial staff here (Art, Steve, Oscar and myself) make a penny from the blog, so there's no profit motivation driving us, merely a desire to look witty and clever. Handsome? Hmmm that ship sailed a long time ago.
Despondently waiting for attention and food |
The morning maunder |
"Keeping it warm for you" |
There you go family members, that should keep you going for another day or two. Currently Madam is sitting on the settee as in Photo One, having done her duty as she sees it by barking madly at the postie when he came by. Which reminds me to go see what he delivered.
Guess where? |
Okay, now let us have a nosy at Big Bear Solar Observatory, a South Canadian observatory that specialises in - you may be ahead of me here - studying the sun. It sits in the San Bernardino mountains of southern California, yet is an adjunct of the New Jersey Institute of Technology. Bummer of a daily commute, hmmm? Art!
It's deliberately built out on Big Bear Lake because this body of water cools the observatory's surroundings, eliminating heat artefacts in observation and photography. Art!
Being up a mountain in the middle of nowhere also eliminates light pollution and atmospheric distortion. Art!
Louis
fell asleep reading “The Thirty Years War”, the volume he’d taken out from the
college library. First of all he’d
skimmed the maps and reproduction woodcuts, coming to realise that the war had
been an horrendous protracted butchery across
From disturbed dreams where men
with halberds and matchlockes pursued him, Louis awoke to the ringing of his
mobile phone. It flashed and sang on the
bedside table until he picked it up (
‘What the **** is it!’ he
snarled, unhappy at being woken from anything less than a nightmare.
‘Lou?’ asked a panicky
voice. ‘Dave. It’s Dave Hargreaves. Listen, they’ve got Ange.’
Louis punched the wall. Ow. It
hurt. Okay, he wasn’t dreaming.
‘Who? Who’s got Ange?’ he asked. ‘If this is your scummy mates pulling a fast
one - ’
‘It’s not them!’ raged Dave. ‘They told me to ring you. Said the codeword is “Morgan”, whatever that
means.’
Louis was out of bed and hitting
the light-switch without having to think about it.
‘They say not to ring the cops,
that they’ll know straight away if we do. Any funny business and they chill Ange.’
Difficult as it was to get
dressed one-handed whilst talking into a phone, Louis managed it.
‘Don’t call anyone, for Chr – for
heaven’s sake, they’re absolutely right.
Where are you?’
‘At Ange’s.’
‘Right. I’ll be there in about two minutes.’
Before |
This is distinctly odd. Doubtless Dimya will claim victory and that he's got nearly all the city, which by wild coincidence is what Herr Schickelgruber claimed about Stalingrad. And we know how that ended.
A Battalion Tactical Group - ON PAPER |
You see, a BTG is supposed to be 1,000 men strong (again, on paper). In reality they are always undermanned, with a nominal strength of 800. Or that's what their Colonel claims, when he's in fact only got 600 men, so he can pocket the pay of 200 fictional soldiers. So the supposed six BTGs that were besieging Mariupol, rather than having 6,000 men, only had around 3,500 before the fighting began. And urban combat is notoriously costly.
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