Because Nothing Says "Hello!" Like A Weasel
I know what you're thinking*. "Surely Conrad ought to be banging on about how Sharks are our friends, rather than weasels?"You have CLEARLY not been reading BOOJUM! long enough, since Conrad was ploughing his lonely furrow about Our Special Friends long ago, and he was ploughing it about weasels in the first place. Art?
The splendid weasel |
And why, exactly, are weasels our friends? Why, because they keep down the vermin who would otherwise infest the crops and houses of
And while we're at it -
I did mention sirens, didn't I? |
Not for air raids, as this is from South Canada and unless British America and Mexico get furiously annoyed with the Yanks, they have little to fear from air attack. No, it is a tornado siren undergoing a test run, with a lady loudly and repeatedly stating that this is a drill before they crank the sucker up and let blast.
How exciting! Art?
A tornado doing it's thing |
Conrad Is Angry! Angry Angry ANGRY! Here an aside. Apparently Manchester The United and The City Of Manchester ballfoot teams were playing last night, and one side won (dunno who and not especially bothered), which means that there is every prospect of a Have Your Say on the subject, hooray! This means, of course, a river of venomous invective being ladled out on all sides, which is perfectly delicious to watch. Occasionally one learns a bit about the ballfoot game, too, which is an unfortunate side-effect but worth enduring.
This is not a football. Just so we're clear. |
So, Your Humble Scribe is ever so ANGRY!
VERY angry**! |
Conrad Is Happy!
Not very happy, as that would be pushing it.
No, what I am referring to is a term used in The Expanse novels, which caused a furrowing of brow at the time, yet which was so occasional that I never bothered to look it up or find out exactly what it meant.
The word was "Teakettle". Art?
I shan't chastise as this is actually relevant |
An example |
Yes yes yes, I can swing from being VERY ANGRY to happy within the space of a single sentence. That's how I roll.
Wow, those sausages are looking good! Okay, maybe I am very happy with my soon-to-be sausagey future.
The Populous Dictatorship Annoys The Loonwaffles
Communist China, in case you were wondering, and even if you were not. Well, it took about sixty years since their old friends and new enemies the Sinisters put rovers on the Moon, but the Populous Dictatorship has managed to land a rover unit on the far side of the Moon. There was a landing stage as well, which means both were able to take photographs of each other, and that's the first thing which will annoy the swivel-eyed loons. Art?
Lander Chang-e 4 |
Rover |
The second point they will obsess about is how the PD's technology has been careful never to take photos of all the alien bases on the Moon's far side, which they know all about because there was a photo of a rock with a "C" on it which is secret NASA code for Alien Bases On The Far Side Of The Moon, at which point their keyboards short thanks to all the froth dripping upon them.
I suppose I ought not to mock the loonwaffles as they are such easy targets.
Deluxe model |
* Only by inference - I have finally returned DARPA's prototype Telepathy Helmet.
** Did you get the sense of how very ANGRY I am?
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