Your Humble Scribe has been described, with some accuracy, as merely being a stomach on legs, a man whom would be ridiculously easy to ambush or trap, because all you'd need would be a bit of scoff. With this in mind, do recall that I recently bought a toasted sandwich maker, as I had come to desire an early morning cheese toastie for breakfast and the improvised version simply wasn't good enough. This, Conrad feels, is surely what caused the phrase "Croque Monsieur" to pop into his head on New Year's Day.
Mine own attempt |
The formal version |
Next!
How I Was Clever On The Internet
I was, honestly, except it was on the Space Opera Facebook page and I can't find the paragraph I wrote, so I shall just have to replicate it from memory. Which is no problem.
The premise was that someone, just to wind folks up, had stated that the weapons in "Star Trek" - obscure Sixties sci-fi television you may not have heard of - were 'weak'. There was all sorts of speculation about shields and lasers and photon torpedoes in space battles, but Your Humble Scribe took aim at the comparatively humble planetary side of things.
Yeah, like this. |
(Also good for roasts, bastes and croquet monsieurs)
This isn't as speculative as you might think, as this kind of behaviour was witnessed frequently in the First and Second Unpleasantnesses.
So. Clever!
So That's What It Is -
Once again Your Humble Scribe has come across a mention in "The Stand" that he deemed worthy of more investigation, namely "Silly Putty".
I have come across mention of this in times past, way back when I got comics from South Canada that always had adverts for this stuff in them. Art?
A bit garish, to be honest |
So, now we know.
Only limited by imagination (and mischief) |
Oh go on then -
That's a Greek hoplite, pronounced "Hop-Lee-Tay", certainly not "Hop-Light".
Where were we?
BOOJUM! Reviews Films
And perhaps some television as well, we're not precious about our review criteria. Remember, if you want a nuanced and sensible review, then Mark Kermode is waaaaay over there, practicing cat-strangling. Art?
How to strangle cats the one-handed Mark Kermode way! |
There, now that's cleared up, shall we?
"1917": Well now. Conrad is aware of the subject matter of this film, it being about that year in the First Unpleasantness, concerning the soldiers of Perfidious Albion.
"Right up your street!" I can hear you say. "Isn't it?" I hear you also add as an addendum.
Wellllllll perhaps. Conrad is worried that he'll be sitting there saying "That's not how British trenches were made" or "That's NOT how an infantry battalion was organised" or "Where are the Stokes Guns?" and "Where are the tactical symbols for the brigade?" - you know, the sort of petty cavilling Your Humble Scribe is such an expert at. So I am torn.
No it's not - the Teutons are! |
"Gentlemen! Prepare to defend yourselves!" |
"Little Women": Chick flick with big skirts. Next!
What it says on the tin |
I think that's enough of that. Hopefully we are all better informed all round*.
Finally -
The past is another country, indeed, and Conrad's mind is another planet for all practical purposes, and is frequently a mystery to himself, let alone others. Thus I present you with the cryptic note "I A W L - SNOW" that I came across in my book of notes. Is that an abbreviation? An acronym? A book title? A film? I have no idea and it's only ten days old.
Answers in the Comments, please. Art?
One for the ladies. |
* I don't really care one way or the other. I'm horrid like that.
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