And I thought I was being so clever. Of course, all the cinematically-literate amongst you will instantly recognise my punning reference to "Empire of the Senses" , a Japanese film from the Seventies with a very high tut-factor, which I am not going to risk getting a picture from, so wash out your dirty minds.
Title in Japanese is "Ai No Korida" |
Bletchley Park: nice digs |
The British Empire in red. How ironic |
A British Typex cipher machine |
Sorry To Quote The Barf Of Avon, But - "Brave New World"
Yes, we are back to that list of 51 sci-fi novels you need to read before the robots rise in revolt, shortly to be followed by the zombie apocalypse, and only slightly before the impact of asteroid IPT7640/YHIC.
Okay, if Art can put down his knife, fork and coalscuttle -
No, I don't know what it is, either. A Metaphor, I suppose. |
Okay <grits teeth> "Oh brave new world, that has such people in it", from "The Tempest", which gives me an excuse to -
Inspired by "The Tempest" |
Droogs, Play Yer Glazzies Over This
The more literary amongst you, as well as Kubrick afficionadoes***, will recognise the strange words above as being from "A Clockwork Orange", and you are absolutely right.
Here an aside. Did you know that the 'Nadsat' argot Alex and his mates spout is in fact a kind of corrupt Ruffian? "Droogs" comes from "Druks" or "Mates" and "Glazzies" is from whatever the Ruffian is for "Eyes", and "Horrorshow" is in fact pretty close to the Ruffian for "Very good" which is "Khoroshchow".
Very good at being an horror show |
Behold! |
Watch out, matey. That Ludovico is after you. |
A New Way To Waste Time Research Stuff
Conrad only last night came across a Youtube channel he'd not seen before, which goes under the generic title "Ask Me Anything", and - of course and obviously! - the first clip he clicked upon was someone who stated they'd served long years as a "missileer" in charge of South Canadian ballistic missiles.
O boy was it interesting. There were several unexpected responses to questions.
First of all, let us define terms. There are currently three South Canadian missile fields, in Wyoming, Montana and North Dakota, which is down from the Cold War high of nine. Each field controls 150 missiles, and there are 90 missileers on duty at any one time in 45 teams of two. Art?
Who lives in a place like this? |
So, the answers:
No, they do not carry sidearms and thus cannot force a reluctant colleague to launch or die. There is no Big Red Button - rather two keys so far apart that one person cannot turn them both at the same time. Uniform regulation is lax. Broken toilets can take many hours to fix as the plumber needs to be either an airman with secret rating or a civilian with same. To become a missileer you need a college degree, to enter the Air Force and to pass a battery of extremely stringent tests. So many Air Force entrants want to be fighter pilots that it's not that difficult to approach the Big Bang Bomb guys, though that selection test is a toughie. There is NO ALCOHOL in what they call "The capsule" or what you and I would describe as the "Underground Bunker", and if I have to explain that then you are Officially Beyond Hope.
This cannot happen now. Cannot. Absolutely can not. Not in any way. (Have I made you nervous?) |
** Stalin. That would be ten years in a gulag for me.
*** I could have just said "fans", except that wouldn't have been as impressive.
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