And there Your Humble Scribe hits a creative brick wall, as he has no idea what came next. I realise this might be unusual, but we are dealing with my mind here, which is a kind of mental Wild West. As the futurologist Gerry Anderson remarked upon the beginning of one of his shows, "Anything can happen in the next twenty minutes", which is my brain, except for "twenty minutes" substitute "absolutely years". I set this up shortly before running for the bus at 06:08 this morning, because I cannot access the relevant website from my work PC -
Where were we?
O yes, Patagonia. This is a geographical region shared between Chile and Argentina, at the very southern end of South America -
No, hang on, we're not a travel site, are we?
Rather than "Patagonia" what I meant was "51 Sci-fi Novels You Have To Read Before You Die", and we come to Number 3 on the list, which doesn't seem to have been assembled with any regard for alphabetical order. Art!
A dystopian work, one imagines. |
Patagonia |
"The Rocketeer"
Which is a whole lot more comely than "The Rocketer", which sounds more like a coal delivery driver with a backpack than heroic Bill Campbell -
Anyway, Your Humble Scribe was struck by a thought in passing. This might take a bit of explanation, so stick with me, hmmm?
Okay, so part of the background plot is that Timothy Dalton CAUTION CAUTION THIS IS A BRITISH ACTOR HE MUST BE THE BAD GUY FOR SO IT IS WRITTEN NAY GRAVEN IN STONE ACCORDING TO HOLLYWOOD <ahem> Timothy Dalton is playing the lead in a costume period swashbuckling drama, where he is the <ahem again> "Laughing Bandit". Art?
Take notes, Vulnavia |
REVEALED! |
Well done, Art. I half expected a bottle of whisky. |
A Towering Challenge
For Lo! we are back to Lego, and that list compiled by Den Of Geek about 17 really, really difficult kits. It's ages since we covered this, so I had to go back and check past blogs in order to find out where we were at, which seems to be after the Ghostbusters kit.
So -
Here an aside. I've got two cryptic crossword clues unsolved, and I've not looked at them since getting off the bus, and I've just caught sight of the crossword. Hang on a minute, if you will ...
There you go, over three thousand pieces, and, as the site warns (or is it challenges!) you, they are all small and grey, making it extra-specially hard to complete it. That above does not give a sense of scale, does it? so let me see if we can remedy that.
He looks a bit baffled, frankly |
Meanwhile, back at the stadium -
WANNA DESTROY*!! |
Let Us Change The Subject Completely
And have a look at a painting by that splendid artist Fortunino Matania. He was born in Italy but later in life realised how wrong this was and came to live in the Pond of Eden. Ol' Fort was a painter of some genius, who came to fame in the early years of the twentieth century and, when the First Unpleasantness broke out, became an official and accredited war artist. Art?
Stunning stuff |
That above is a real location, though exactly where is a matter of some doubt, and since Mister Matania left us fifty years ago, the answer must remain obscure.
If you mention Fred Gwynne I shall come over and punch you.
Finally -
If the only thing you know Fred Gwynne from is "The Munsters" then you might be surprised to know he played quite a hard-case in "The Cotton Club", being the right-hand man to the top Harlem gangster Owney Madden, and also being quite comfortable with killing people. Art?
Looking a bit sinister there, Fred |
* You better watch out, Ponsonby.
** The regiment recruited from Cork and Kerry. If you were the enemy and you heard the words "Fix bayonets!" in a Cork or Kerry accent, your
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