Conrad likes him some films, and, although he can settle down to laugh mockingly at a bad film, he's also appreciative of a good film. Of course, your humble hack's idea of a good film may differ dramatically from yours. I will trade punches to insist that "Leningrad Cowboys Go America" is one of the funniest films ever made, because what can be more amusing than a Soviet-era band from the frigid depths of Mother Russia trying to make their way in that Modern Babylon, South Canada - sorry, we'll say "America" for the duration - and doing spectacularly badly?
The entire film summed-up in one shot |
A lot more talky than this poster makes out |
There we are, Paused, or I'd never get to finish this.
Let the ritual
"The Wild Bunch"
I have joked previously that the above title makes this sound like a Disney animated family-film about anthropomorphic bananas. If Mike Eisner picks up on that idea, I want a royalty.
Ah. Someone beat me to it. |
I rewatched TWB as it came up as a suggestion about "Shootouts" on Youtube, which is a bit like saying "Oh that King Kong chap - large for an ape, rather". Ahem <puts on Mark Kermode mask> let us tackle the film's beginning. A bunch of cruel children are indulging in an unpleasant sport, which comes back to echo at the end.
The film begins with a shoot-out that a normal Western would finish with. Nor is that all. The chaps you think are the Good Guys are actually the Bad Guys, and the supposed Good Guys are utter scum. In terms of moral absolutes there's little to choose between them. Conrad isn't sure if anyone even wears a white hat.
Pay attention - these are the Bad Guys |
Believe me, these guys can not only talk the talk, they can walk the walk |
Which brings us to the ending. These chaps know how to go out with a bang, in a machine-gun and grenade frenzy that, too, recalls the battlefields of the First Unpleasantness. Pike never draws, let alone fires, his revolver.
"Hello, Pike? Pike? Can you confirm the anachronistic status of - Pike, are you paying attention?" |
A Bunch member gets ready to lie down for a nap |
Good lord, nearly at count already! Quick, throw in a bit of quirky nonsense -
Evil Conrad!
As you may be aware, your modest artisan is, frankly, a boor and a beggar when it comes to spelling. Thus it was at work that I pointed out to the cafe staff they had mis-spelled "They're" on one of their handwritten signs, putting it down as "Their". A common mistake, and easily done if one's native language is not English. Their, there and they're all sound the same after all, as do Beech and Beach, and Dear and Deer -
But I digress. What I wanted to show you was this - Art?
Presto, in Polish |
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