There is a perfectly sound and rational reason why I have a couple of W84 thermonuclear warheads at the bottom of - oh, you weren't calling about them? I do apologise, officer.
Okay, let me instantly retract that previous statement and instead admit that BOOJUM! is, indeed, whimsical.
This ought to come as no great surprise if you have been reading regularly - you HAVE been reading regularly, haven't you, because otherwise there will be consequences - as the blog might very well be compared to whimsy in the same way that the Sun can be said to be both big and hot. So is Conrad.
Conrad |
The Sun |
A Touch Of Wimsey
Lord Peter Wimsey, to be precise. Whose motto is "As my whimsy takes me". This aristocratic sleuth is the creation of Dorothy Sayers, and Conrad first came across him in "Murder Must Advertise", where he goes undercover at an advertising agency. Otherwise the title wouldn't make sense, would it? The peculiar thing is that he speaks in exactly the same way that Conrad does, which is quite unsettling to come across, if you use long obscure words and a lot of RAF slang in your quotidian conversations.
She Looks Like Butter Wouldn't Melt
I refer, of course, to that scurrying bundle of sagacity, Edna. We'd better have an illustration. Art?
So. Saturday afternoon and Conrad is dogsitting, eating a pair of baguettes when he decides that two would be greedy and he'll save the corned-beef one for later. I wrapped it in paper towels, prefatory to putting it in the fridge, then left it sitting proudly on it's plate on the coffee table. Had to go check blog traffic, you see.
Of course, it's never that straightforward, and five minutes later I realised that the ceramic 'clunk' from the lounge did not bode well.
Nearly! |
"You were out of the room," she explained. "Which makes your food fair game."
Oh well.
Bemused By BMEWS
You can't read the whole thing as it would be the size of a bedsheet, yet I think I get my point across pretty well.
Exciting BECAUSE Dangerous!
You will often see Conrad holding forth on these pages about British weather, and how it is damp, cold and unpleasant. Nasty enough to chill the spirits. Our summer <Mister Hand intervenes to prevent a hundred word screed that we've all heard before>
Well, get this:
The Oro, the oro ... |
As I said, this is riveting because it's so horribly dangerous. Whereas here in the Pond -
DANGER! DANGER! EXTREME - ah who am I kidding. |
* Who have been reading regularly, right?
** Don't worry, it still tasted fine for breakfast next day
*** Ignore this bit. A slight slip of the fingers. Nothing to see here, NATO.
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