It's a real thing. Known to our Norse brethren as "Gjetost", or "Goat's Cheese" in English, this is really quite something. Quite why my mother added it into a packed school lunch is another question entirely, as it baffled my schoolday chums; possibly it had been bought as a dare or the rest of the family didn't like it, in which case it would be routinely assigned to your humble scribe, because he will consume anything*. Art?
In all it's brown Norwegian glory |
Gjetost is perhaps best summed up as being closer to fudge than cheese, and to my surprise other people agree. Art?
In the middle |
"Does this -"
Yes! It does have something to do with the rest of the post, just be patient and allow me to develop my theme. Which is another way of saying that the Intro is over, and to let the motley commence!
"Elementary"
As ever, the scriptwriters for this television programme still lard Sherlock's speech with all manner of long or unusual words, to the evident delight of your modest artisan. Let us now offer evidence to support this glossolaliac** glee, with some definitions also provided - I do apologise for not adding these in earlier, it's one of my pet peeves with the literature of a century ago that they NEVER BOTHER TO TRANSLATE THEIR GREEK OR LATIN, and there I was guilty of the same sin. "Mastodon" - an elephant equivalent; "Egregious" - very very bad indeed; "Expedient" - handy; "Epicurean" - liking one's food; "Missive" - a letter; "Perusal" - reading; "Capricious" - liable to change opinion or attitude within seconds, much like Conrad; "Sotto Voce" - whispered.
An elephant equivalent |
Colour me surprised.
The Termination Of Tom
Perhaps. But only "Perhaps", so you can't take anything for granted and have to stay on at least 85% Alert Status.
Tom is a work colleague whom I foresee there being problems with. For one thing, he appeared desirous of riding to achieve World Domination on the coat-tails of your talented typist, which is a slight worry. I may be forced to reconsider that (Murder) Minister of Music portfolio he was provisionally offered.
"Er - quite, old chap. What does this have to do with the Trifid Nebula?" I hear you ask
Sorry? Nothing whatsoever - ah! - you're trying some of that non sequitur stuff back at me, aren't you?
Shouty David Bowie - a non seqitur |
I mean - umlauts over a consonant? |
Hello Joe |
Or are there?
I may get back to you on this***.
Joe Cornish. |
Jim'll Paint It
A few of Jim's recent efforts have been quite NSFW, due to either nudity or political content. Violence, the shedding of blood or traumatic amputations are another thing entirely, as are - Superheroes! You know superheroes are Conrad's guilty pleasure, so -
I can ID South Park, Family Guy, The Flintstones, Tom & Jerry, The Simpsons and Bob's Burgers. And you? |
* Bar parsnips and pineapple.
** The spell-checker highlights this, although "Glossolalia" is a real thing
*** Or I may not. It depends how I feel. That's being - waitforitwaitforit - capricious.
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