I quite understand your puzzlement, dear readers. You, as town and city dwellers, are only familiar with the common Domesticated Sock, Urbanis Podiatris:
Domesticated socks: docile and easy to manage |
The Wild Sock is crafty and cunning, adept at hiding and lying in wait for unwary human beings, and Conrad, too.
An example of Podiatris Feral lying in wait for any unwary passing human |
Spot the sock. Crafty blighter, eh? |
Helpful assist provided by Sentry Cyborg Cat. Conrad = 1 Wild sock = 0 |
Foolish sock! This is Edna's Killing Ground |
Proof that Podiatris Feral is not to be taken lightly came when I began to sweep the lounge, because one of the blighters was waiting over the lintel -
Ambushed! |
"DARN YOU! sock"^ |
Proud victor |
Clue: it's grey |
Next time I'll use two |
This particular photo shows the day's haul:
- which is when I noticed activity in the laundry basket and had to resort to strong measures -
WHAMMO! Taste Hiking Boot of Doom, Wild Sock! |
Something just didn't feel right, however, when I opened the cupboard.
Conrad, canny as all get out, realised that A SOCK WAS WAITING!
Almost |
I hope all you out there appreciate that BOOJUM! has not displayed any seedy puns or jokes about Urbanis Podiatris and intimate congress between humans. We have a reputation to live down to, after all.
* Podiatris Feral
** Not the Lower Dungeon - it flooded over winter and it's not been pumped dry yet.
*** We have to have her brakes serviced frequently, as otherwise she's at risk of hitting the front door, and would probably end up in 624 Rochdale Road before managing to stop.
^ Do you see what I did there?
^^ Loose leaf tea of course.
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