Today we begin with that quote from Psalms 23:5. What greeted Conrad when he abseiled into the kitchen from the garden assault course? Why this chap!
Teapots. Definitely a Middle-Aged Man thing. |
Humanity - 7 Out Of 10
I refer - obviously! - to the Rosetta space probe that has re-activated and is even now homing in on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko* across the reefs of space. The plan is to drop a lander (called Philae) onto the comet, which will then report back about what it finds. No, Valeria, there will not be exotic, barely-clad green-skinned nymphets lounging around on the surface of 67P! On Mars, perhaps, but not on 67P**.
Auntie Beeb has more detailed information, here the link:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26683763
Rosie and Phil*** |
Fun With The Elements
Today we have <trumpets & drum-roll> Francium!
Look, don't blame me for the names these elements are given. Yes it is named after France, not Anne Francis, Saint Francis nor Francis Rossi. France.
Anyway, you know how the panda almost wilfully tries to make itself go extinct? That's francium for you. It isn't possible to state what it looks like as it spontaneously destroys itself with it's own radioactive breakdown. Scientists can only create minute quantities - smaller than a 1/8th teaspoon - of Francium. If you broke down the Earth's crust to look for francium, out of uncountable trillions of tons of crust you'd get an ounce of francium.
What is it good for? Well, apart from flattering the Gallic ego (it's discoverer was French) - nothing.
Illustrating "nothing" is tricky. Here's some frog's legs instead. |
That's Quite Enough Of That!
The "That" in this instance being a gigantic billboard featuring a BMW with the legend "Barks as bad as it bites".
Ohhhh where to begin! I think this must either be a poster only put up this morning, or possibly even the agency that created it are embarrassed, because it doesn't crop up on the internet anywhere. No, the closest you can get is:
Big! Red! Penis substitute! |
Rio 2
I haven't seen this animated film AND NEVER INTEND TO! before you ask. No, seeing the poster glide by on a bus is warning enough. Bright primary colours - Pah! I haven't seen "Rio" but I bet I'd hate that, too. Bloody chirpy, cheerful, merry happy chappies - who needs 'em!
A bulldog? What the heck? Why a bulldog? Do you say "Rio" and immediately think "Bulldog!" (cont. Page 94) |
Oreo 2. Close enough |
Yesterday saw a venture to Tandle Hill Park, full of people walking dogs, and trees and daffodils, plus the cafe was open and Conrad had some money, plus a penchant for something sweet.
Behold the epic struggle between man and munchy:
That's me lying down to eat it |
So - Tanks?
Yes indeedy Ally Sheedy! You may recall that, last year, I posted a picture of the "TOG" tank at Bovington Tank Museum, a truly enormous piece of kit, proof that the Germans were not alone in being able to create metal monsters. Well now, say hello to the Tortoise:
Warning: not suitable as a domestic pet |
* Russian name balanced by Ukranian name, so all is in harmony
** I am quite prepared to be proved wrong on these points ...
*** by a strange coincidence, the names of my pub quiz partners
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