"Happy Saint Patrick's Day" in (Irish) Gaelic.
Actually I have a quibble or two with Ireland's patron saint.
What is he most noted for?
Driving the snakes out of Ireland. The only snakes you'll find in Ireland are in zoos or vivariums (vivaria plural?). If you happen to go strolling the wild hinterlands of County Cork or the downy uplands of County Down, one thing you won't have to worry about is being bitten by snakes.
So, then. Ireland = snake-free environment.
"No blaspheming, now, Conrad. Else I'll crock you with my crook.!" |
Are we here in England snake-free? Well, almost. We have two native species of snake. The grass snake -
Non-poisonous. A bit wimpy, really |
A bit poisonous. Still rather wimpy. |
My point is, where did Saint Pat do his practicing before his anti-charming activity on the Emerald Isle? Obviously - obviously! - here in England, except he needed to tweak the snake-expelling charm a tad because he left us with the two above.
They are a bit crap as snakes go. Not only are they entirely un-deadly, they are also surpassingly rare. Conrad has never seen either in the wild despite being around for more than 50 summers.
Wakey Wakey Cakey Bakey
Herewith the evidence of the Polenta Cake with Raspberries and Lime Drizzle:
Sitting in a bath of Lime Drizzle |
I'm glad that the actual cake under the topping sank after coming out of the oven. At first it had a central peak like a miniature Everest and I glumly visualised all the raspberries falling off.
Today's Library And Charity Shop Haul
Conrad has not been to the library in Royton for lo! these many months. Which meant he had an outstanding fine to pay, whoopee. A persual of the sci-fi shelves revealed - well, firstly there weren't that many sci-fi shelves in the first place. A whole heaping lot of "Fantasy", yes, tons of those <interject sneering tone here> but not much sci-fi - obviously the person selecting these is egregiously* biased against science-fiction books, if not science-fiction per se, because there's a ton of graphic novels/comic books over there. Oh, and all the sci-fi stuff was recent publications. None of the classic authors.
Eclectic, non? |
I bought "Coping With Your Difficult Older Parent" for Darling Daughter Sally, thinking that this hilarious spoof would entertain -
- hang on, it's not a spoof. It is, in fact, cold hard fact, not a comedy screed.
Oops!
Revelations
No, not the Biblical tract. Yes, my zombie novel. Now on Chapter Seven of Part Four, and the intent was to finish at Chapter Ten of Part Four. At current progress this will mean falling a chapter short. I could insert a chapter that doesn't revolve around the principal narrator, except I've done that already with two other chapters and I don't want to have even less of Dee than needs be. A touch of the auteur is needed here.
Oh. Now, that word "auteur" gives me an idea.
Watch this space!
Belevations. Close enough. |
So - Tanks?
Welllll not really. But close. Sticking to the theme of St. Pat and snakes, let me introduce you to the Giant Viper:
Giant viper on the right |
BANG! Yes, Conrad likes explodey stuff |
Whoops Nearly Forgot -
Not because she's cute, or clever, or easy to train. No! Edna appears solely to generate traffic for Dad's blog!
Conrad ruthlessly exploiting domesticated wolfette |
* How many times did you read this word today?
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