I've actually seen a bit of this. Rather than being filmed in Afghanistan - which would have created problems, since the Sinisters were still occupied in a shooting war at the time - it was filmed in Israel, which makes a convincing stand-in for the other country. The T-55 tanks depicted were originally just that, T-55 tanks generously donated by Israel's Arab neighbours, which the Izzies converted to their own standard. Art!
As a further bit of trivia, Dale Dye appears in an uncredited role as a helicopter door-gunner. You'd probably recognise him as Colonel Sink in "Band Of Brothers" but his main occupation is being a military adviser to film studios, making sure that actors know which end the bullets come out of. He also gets a mention in Michael Herr's "Despatches". Art!
ANYWAY of course - obviously! - that's not what this Intro is about. There is a fearfully pervy French film with the same title which we won't go into, and moving swiftly along I found another poster of the same title. Art!
ANYWAY what I am really referring to is "The Beast" a.k.a. the limo that the South Canadian president takes when nipping down to the shops. We mentioned it briefly yesteryon so I thought a return visit was apt. Art!
Note cool reg: 'Cadillac 1' |
Typicallly, the windows are all opaque so no potential assassins know where the Prez is sitting, or even if he's in the car at all. No, you can't judge if it's occupied by looking at the suspension, because this monster weighs eight tons and a puny human body won't even register. Yours for only £1,000,000.
With puny human for scale |
The wheels: are puncture resistant thanks to their high Kevlar content and will continue to serve even if flat, as they have an inner steel lining, although handling would probably be a bit rubbish.
The chassis: Reinforced by steel plate to protect against any blast coming from a mine, IED or hand-grenade chucked beneath The Beast.
The Boot ('Trunk' for our South Canadian readers): contains a firefighting system and an oxygen supply, because the whole vehicle can be hermetically sealed against chemical attack. Also contains more tear-gas grenade launchers and a smoke-generator, because which car designer watched too much "The Man From U.N.C.L.E" as a child? Art!
Finally, the driver. No, he's not some hapless Civil Servant, he's from the Secret Service and is trained in defensive driving and escape manoeuvring even if all four tyres have been shot out, and were such a thing to happen you can bet your last nickel he'd be on the blower to the armed escorts in the rest of the motorcade. Art!
Read 'em and seep |
Lord Peter's Crossword
‘How come you happen to have no
weapons?’ asked Sarah sweetly, with the open expression of a maiden aunt. ‘Oh – could it be because the Italians
managed to defeat you?’
She
might very well have poked a lit taper into a dental cavity to judge how both
British soldiers responded.
‘I
don’t care!’ she snapped at them. ‘We
have to deal with the here and now. With
horrible alien monsters, who kill as soon as look at you. The Italians are humans and you had better
understand that. Humans!’
If
an officer had shouted at them, if a sergeant had bullied them, if a politician
had tried to cajole them, the men in the back of that Chevrolet would not have
been remotely impressed. Confronted with
a slight female journalist speaking from the heart, they were motivated by a
combination of guilt and hope.
‘I
can hear an engine,’ said Corporal Mickleborough, with genuine surprise, an
emotion that cut across worries about current terrestrial comrades. ‘And it’s not a truck.’
‘It’s
an aircraft,’ said Albert with assurance.
Indeed
it was. All eyes turned to the skies,
and the outline of a high-winged aeroplane that droned across the desert,
failing to make a deviation or diversion.
The metal insect went from east to west, then back again, droning away
like a dragonfly.
Roger
recognised the behaviour of a spotter aircraft, a type of plane that visited
the battlefield to detect the opposition and direct artillery fire upon
them. Or, perhaps, a photo-reconnaissance
plane, out to take pictures of the depot.
Finally -
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