Enter the Chally |
The rather hokey premise was that Clarky would be driving the very latest model of Range Rover to test it's off-road performance, whilst the Chally would also be going off-road, and try to off Clarky, too. No, Wonder Wifey, not with real ammo; they have a laser rangefinder that would light up our daring presenter if they got 'gun on'. Art!
The fun begins |
It was a wild five minutes that ended with the Chally getting a solid hit on the Rover, but props to Clarky for lasting that long.
The idea was that a wealthy scion would tootle across the Continent, inevitably in the company of an erudite elder tutor-cum-mentor, visiting various cities along the way, usually ending up in Italy and Rome. This was deemed to be a literal widening of one's horizons, and an introduction to actual classical civilisation, bringing the tourer into contact with art, politics, customs and music that were simply unavailable in Great Britain. Culture with a capital "C", and definitely nothing as low-brow as a television show. Art!
Ex-sponge. Close enough. |
"RETROCEDE": You what? Conrad had to look this one up in the Collins Concise to make sure I'd gotten it right. "To go back, recede". So, in order to sound more pseudy and poseury they add three letters to simply make the word longer? <sound of Remote Nuclear Detonator being mashed like a Morse key>. Art!
Close enough |
"BEREFT": I know this one sounds like a Tolkein character but trust me, it's a real word. For example, were Conrad to be deprived of his many hundreds of military history books, he would be bereft*. You only find it used by poseurs and BOOJUM! so once again <Remote Nuclear Detonator breaks loudly>
You know, it would be deliciously ironic if my Mad Science Research Division could grow an Audrey after my takeover, then we could feed all the musical fans to it. Serve them right.
Louis
spotted the two science staff muttering together, then stopping when he got
closer. For an uncomfortable second he
wondered if they were talking about him, except they had no reason to. Hopefully.
‘Hello. Did you have a member of staff with the
initials “JREF”?’
After a pause for wondering what
on earth he meant, both of them shook their heads, Nige wondering about using
the past tense in the question. Louis
walked away wondering what “JREF” meant if it wasn’t a person.
Another strand of thought was
possibly being attacked by a mortal suborned by the evils who wanted him dead
and destroyed. From the Professor’s
information, the spirits had to be selective about who they picked on; the
weak-willed. Did getting blasted on
alcohol weaken your wits? Or Class A
drugs? Or was it a state you inherited?
Laura noticed enough about his
abstraction to mention it when he finished writing up his observations from the
rear of the classroom in her seminar.
Her students were polite or clued-up enough not to bother him.
‘Only another two sessions, then
the review with Rowell,’ he replied to her question.
‘No! I said you seemed to be elsewhere today. Here in body but your spirit elsewhere.’
Use of that word in
particular made him pay close attention to her.
‘Spirit?’ he asked,
suspiciously. ‘Oh! Sorry, wrong end of the stick. Er – yes.’
He sighed and put the pen down.
‘I had a nasty experience a couple of nights ago and it lingers.’
‘Go out and get legless,’
suggested the novice. ‘Wash the blues
away.’
He made a rueful face.
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