Conrad's unsure what's happening here. A skeleton, yes, except how is it still articulated, because it doesn't have any tendons left to connect bone to bone? Why does it still have eyeballs? What use are eyeballs if there's no brain to send signals to? If it still has a brain, where is the blood supply coming from? And I'm sure any doctors out th
Conrad strongly suspects that you'd need a specially-modified bow and fiddle to allow Pussykins to play, and it would still sound horrendous because cats can waul but they have no musical sense (it says here).
God help us all |
Well that was a tad grim, wasn't it? Let us have matter more light and frothy in content.
Courtesy no idea |
I know what you're thinking: wow, Mordor has gotten very gentrified of late, must be that 'Mount Doom Experience'. NO! This is Mount Etna erupting at night, as seen from Sardinia. Since Etna is in Sicily Conrad suspects a bit of long-lens trickery.
"NONET": What? Hang on, let me haul out the Collins Concise. "A piece of music for nine players". WHAT ARE WE ALL MUSICOLOGISTS NOW? How ridiculous is this concept? Nineteenthet - a piece of music for nineteen players. A Centuret - a piece of music for 100 players. A milleniet - O you get the idea. Art!
A Pup. Close enough |
I dunno. Perhaps my recent reticence has been mistaken for reconciliation and I need to vapourise another tranche of Codeword compilers. Wait one - <sounds of button being hammered ruthlessly> there we go, you might want to stay indoors for the next hour or so until the radioactive vapours disperse. Thank you and have an awful day**.
Back
at his house, Louis discovered that he was able to flick the mable-sized balls
of silver across the room with consideable accuacy, enough to hit a target
pinned to the other wall.
He also nursed a pious hope that
the silver balls would be recoverable – at thirty five pounds each they should
be. Maybe he should apply for that JREF
money. Except that he had absolutely no
control over spirits; if they even bothered to turn up he could only ask them
to co-operate.
That reminded him to check for
the Spirits-That-Write and any messages they’d left. Not so many overnight.
“Lord you are slow on the uptake”
– no name, but it was probably Harry, snappy as it was.
“Be careful the others are
gathering”
“Avoid getting too cosy with your
assistant” – Marjory.
“A catapult would make an
excellent complement. I could even show
you how to use it.” Tobin, offering help
again.
He went to write a response in
the lounge, then remembered he’d no table to lean on in there, so he went back
to the computer and logged on, beginning to trawl the internet for a furniture
company that stocked the kind of table he wanted, and that delivered at the
weekend. Not having a car could be very
inconvenient at times.
A loud and official-sounding
knock came from the front door, the kind of knock used by postmen with parcels
or visiting policemen.
Louis discovered the latter,
standing on his doorstep; Detective Sergeant Oswald and the other detective
he’d rattled during his interview. Two
officers in uniform backed up the two plainclothes officers.
Dictators: more destructive than dogs |
ANYWAY last week people were frothing at the Ruffians landing missiles in Lviv, hitting that military training ground. Well, Lviv is a major logistics hub, with refugees fleeing Ukraine passing through there en route to Poland, and, MUCH more importantly, a lot of the military equipment being sent by NATO also passing through there. Art!
So it is a real strategic target. HOWEVER the thing is, to cut this rail route would require boots on the ground, and the Ruffians haven't got either the men, the fuel or the equipment to do so. Their missiles aren't anywhere near accurate enough to hit railways, only targets as big as that military training ground. They would, in fact, have a problem hitting a cow's bottom with a banjo. They might have tried to do a swift helicopter-borne attack with VDV paratroopers, except they're mostly dead. If this is Dimya's idea of 'all going according to plan' then his plan must have been drawn up by
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