I just wanted to get your attention. Is that so wrong?
Morality aside, let us get to the meat of the matter, which is an interesting sidebar on the Beeb website, about
Space. |
The big question, of course, is what's generating these numerous brief signals, and the Beeb canvassed scientific opinion on the matter, coming up with a number of theories, any one of which might be correct, most of which involve neutron stars. A neutron star is what's left after some stars above a certain mass "die", and are incredibly strange objects composed of neutronium. A bit like a 'zombie star' if you like - and hey, another charter criterion tick box filled!
Let us look at these 5 theories in turn.
1) Neutron star sitting in a strong magnetic field. This one is a good fit for the "What" although astronomers have no clue about the "How". Try harder, astronomers! Art?
A Star Is Killed |
CAUTION! Keep your distance |
"Twinkle, twinkle, little blitzar, how I wonder - O hang on, I know already. Silly me!" |
"It was worsted cotton with - hey, there it is!" |
"Dr Stairs sees this as highly unlikely.
"They come from all over the sky pretty much and many different distances - they must be associated with many different galaxies," she told Newsday on BBC World Service.
"It just seems completely inconceivable that there could be that many different alien civilisations all deciding to produce the same kind of signal in the same way - that just seems highly improbable."
You'll notice the hedging and prevarication there: "highly unlikely", "inconceivable", "highly improbable". What Doctor Stairs does NOT say is "Impossible".
One to ponder on, eh?
Sabotage!
Dog Buns - I let Edna up on to my lap, so that she could see there was no food left on the table. She's a staunch skeptic and requires evidential proof of any assertion your humble scribe makes. Now she has settled on my lap, which gives her enough height to be able to see over the garden fence. Currently she's giving a warning growl to the "A + B Drain Services". It makes for very awkward typing. Art?
Less dog in the manger than on my lap. |
Obviously, because - er - <thinks> Look! A flying saucer!
Give Thanks For Jonathan Banks
You may not be familiar with that name, yet you surely know his face. Ol' Jon has gained a measure of fame thanks to being in something called "Better Call Saul", which is apparently an offshoot of something else called "Beaking Bad", about killer ducks or something. Art?
Hmmm. I don't think he likes being called "Ol' Jon", does he? |
Ol' Jon - er - Jonathan rashly unplugs Doctor Lizardo's infernal device. |
See? |
Proof That Hom. Sap. Will Wipe Itself Out
Really, here are two bits of advice that one would never expect to have to deliver, except people can be surpassingly dense.
1) "Do not lie on a bomb". A Dutch chap uncovered a bomb in his back garden. He covered it with sand to reduce any detonation - quick tip, use sandbags, they work much better - at which point it started to whistle. He promptly lay atop the pile of sand whilst calling Explosive Ordnance Disposal on his mobile. Their advice on finding him was to keep well clear of bombs in future, not play cuddling games with them.
CAUTION! Not comfy. |
- unless it's a self-driving car. That's okay. |
Now to earn countless brownie points by walking Edna!
* Do you see what - O you do.
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